Boobcast

Episode 181/2x026

Boobcast
Justin, you're an idiot!
Blogger	Julia
Date Posted	February 14th, 2008
URL	lg15.com
Forum	576|3=lg15}}
Length	2:36
Description	Justin is an idiot. How could he be so insensitive?
Location(s)	JTV Headquarters
YouTube Tags	KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Julia tits ass boobs bikinki
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s)	Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s)	Pete Gibbons
Line Producer	Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator	Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s)	Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s)	Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer	Luke Hyams
Vidplay	Neil Mossey
Story	Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Cast
Julia	Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Justin	Phil Whelans
Tariq	Jai Rajani
Lee	Sam Donovan
Meryl	Meryl Iona Edwards
Kelly	Kelly Brett
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"Here Aygo!"
Next	"Rupert"
Previous by Julia	"On The Job"

Boobcast is the one-hundred eighty-first webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the twenty-sixth video of season two.

Transcript

Julia: Hiya! Right. Two things. One, it's valentine's day and I don't have any chocolates, any flowers; therefore nobody loves me. But, two, it's a very big day for me today. And this is just between us behind-the-scenes. It's my first day as a presenter! Lee seems to think I'll be the next Anne Robinson... and he thought that was a compliment.

(Tariq enters the office, followed by Justin.)

Tariq: Yeah. (Laughs.)

Julia: They've been in over an hour. Think it's good news.

Justin: It just goes to show: you can't trust 'em.

Tariq: Got it.

Justin: Well... (Shakes Tariq's hand.) Thanks for coming in.

Tariq: Thank you.

Justin: And I'll send you that thing.

Tariq: Yeah. (Knuckle bumps Justin's hand.) Safe.

(Justin laughs and leaves. Julia gets up as soon as he's gone.)

Julia: So? (Hugs Tariq.) Do we have a new technical manager or what?

Tariq: Um, yeah! It went great.

Julia: Wicked. Let me film you leaving the building.

(Julia grabs the camera and follows Tariq into the hall.)

Tariq: Look, um... Thanks for putting in a good word for me.

Julia: Oh, Tariq-

Tariq: No, no, you did. And it really means a lot to me. So, um, I just got you a little- (Grabs a heart-shaped box of chocolates out of his bag.) little something. (Hands it to Julia.) It's not a Valentine's Day present... But there is one chocolate missing. I'm only joking.

Julia: Typical.

Tariq: But, uh... A-and thanks for the Van Helden shoot tomorrow, for finding it for us. And it still on?

Julia: Yeah, it's all good.

Tariq: Is it still okay to come and ask questions?

Julia: Yes. Please don't be late.

Tariq: 'Kay, Jules. Thanks.

Julia: Okay, I'll see you later.

Tariq: See ya.

(Julia hugs Tariq and they kiss each other on the cheek.)

Julia: Bye!

Tariq: Buh-bye! (Heads out the door.)

Julia: (Laughs.) And now, it's time for my new job! Come!

(Julia walks back to the office. She sits her box of chocolates on her desk, and Lee appears from behind another desk at the back of the office.)

Lee: Is he gone?

Julia: Lee...

Lee: He has gone, hasn't he? (Gets up.) What was he doing here?

Julia: Look, Tariq's reasonable. Just apologize to him.

Lee: Yeah. I suppose it could have been worse. I-It could have been Gavin!

Julia: Exactly.

Lee: That would have been a nightmare!

(Justin enters the office carrying a plastic bag.)

Justin: Alright, you lot. (Claps his hands.) It's time for Jules's big debut.

Julia: Lee, get it all from behind the scenes.

(Julia hands the camera to Lee and walks over to Justin.)

Justin: Here you go; put that on. (Hands the plastic bag to Julia.)

Julia: Thank you!

Justin: And we'll get started!

(Julia leaves. The scene cuts and Julia re-enters in a bikini. She looks irritated at Justin as someone whistles.)

Julia: Justin, where's the rest of the outfit?

Justin: (Laughs.) You look just fine. (Meryl enters, carrying a sign.) It's the new late-night phone-in format I've developed.

(Julia grabs the sign from Meryl and turns it around to show that it says "LATE NIGHT BOOB-CAST.)

Julia: Are you having a laugh?

Justin: Now, w-w-we'll fake all the phone calls for the pilot; it's not a problem.

Julia: You're a dick. (Shoves the sign at Justin and leaves.)

Justin: (Laughs.) What- Is, is it me? (Turns the sign toward the camera.)