I Lost
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| Blogger | kelseygirl15 |
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| Date Posted | May 17th, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Description | Lost the election. Life sucks. No point in living anymore, so I ended it the old fashioned way. |
| Location(s) | {{{location}}} |
| YouTube Tags | pop rocks coke election treasurer lonelygirl15 |
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I Lost is the twelfth video in the Kelseygirl15 video series. Kelsey is upset that she lost the election, and decides to end her life using Pop Rocks and Coke.
Transcript
Linsy: Hello, everyone. Today was a bad day. Kelsey, kelseygirl15, has had a bad day. She has lost the election. I don't know what to say. She lost, I mean, (camera pans to Kelsey on a bed) look at that girl. She's just a sad soul. I mean, broken. I think she's broken.
Kelsey: (loudly) Linsy!
Linsy: Yes? Oh, no. No, Kelsey, don't be so sad! Life will go on!
(Camera pans back to Linsy.)
Linsy: I don't know. I think she has planned to end it all. I mean, what is the point of living if you can't be an electioned person?
Kelsey: (who the camera is now faced toward) Treasurer!
Linsy: (off-camera) Fine.
Kelsey: It was treasurer!
Linsy: Treasurer.
(Cut back to Linsy, and then to a bottle of Coke.)
Linsy: Well, so she's gonna take this Coke down there, and those Pop Rocks in some bag over there...
Kelsey: (camera pans to Kelsey) Where are they?!
Linsy: I don't-- I don't know. Honey, look for them. What are you gonna do without them? And, she's going to end it all. I think it's in that bag.
(Kelsey reaches into a paper bag and pulls out a bag of Pop Rocks.)
Linsy: See? Pop Rocks, yep? Mmhmm, mmhmm. Now, it's heard that you can kill yourself with Coke and Pop Rocks, so that's how it's all gonna work out.
Kelsey: This is my last words. It was nice knowing all of you, um. Deja, you were cool. Marla, I liked your (unintelligible) Sabres come back and win. Um, everybody else, it was-- it was good knowing you, and, uh, have a nice life, and you know--
Linsy: Oh so sad.
Kelsey: Enjoy lonelygirl15 and all that good stuff. Hopefully something excited will happen with them.
Linsy: Alright.
(Cut to Kelsey in a different room.)
Kelsey: Alright, so you heard right. I'm ending it all. There is no point in living. My life sucks... everything sucks. Right? (Kelsey turns her head toward Linsy.)
Linsy: Sure.
Kelsey: Okay. So, here it is. Pop Rocks (Kelsey holds up a bag of Pop Rocks), Coke (Kelsey holds up a bottle of Coke). Deadly? I think so. Here goes nothing.
Linsy: (off-camera, as Kelsey is ripping the bag of Pop Rocks) Go, Kelsey! Rip that thing!
(Kelsey pours some of the Pop Rocks into her mouth.)
Linsy: (softly) That was beautiful.
Kelsey: I ate too much. Alright.
(Kelsey chugs down some of the bottle of Coke.)
Kelsey: Why isn't anything happening?
Linsy: I don't think it's supposed to work.
Kelsey: I think I'm supposed to be dead already!! Why isn't it working??!
Linsy: Eat more, eat more.
(Kelsey eats more Pop Rocks, and drinks more Coke.)
Linsy: I think Mentos and Coke would've worked better. Maybe if you mixed them it would've been--
(Linsy is interrupted by Kelsey's coughing. Kelsey starts coughing, signals goodbye to us, and then falls to the ground.)
