Introducing: Ellastko
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| Introducing: Ellastko | |
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| Blogger | ellastko |
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| Date Posted | June 11th, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Description | My first video with Kelseygirl15, we went JOB HUNTING |
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| YouTube Tags | kelseygirl15 linsybeastt ellastko |
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Introducing: Ellastko is the twentieth video in the kelseygirl15 video series. Ellen makes her first official video.
Transcript
Text:Introducing: ELLASTKO
Ellen: Hey, um, I'm Ellen. Aka Ellastko. Um, this is my first video. And um, I guess I'm known as the (air quotes) stupid one in the group. Um, who didn't know that Africa wasn't a country? I mean, the United States, Canada, South America. I just kinda thought Africa would be a country. I guess it's this thing called a continent. Don't know when we learned that. Guess I missed that day. Well, today I'm going to pick up job applications with kelseygirl15. You know, Kelsey. And so, we're going to have a fun time doing that. So, I'm going to bring you with us! So, right, see you then!
(Cuts to Ellen sitting in the car.)
Ellen: Well, that didn't go very well. The lady was kind of a bitch. We were all like, "Hey." And she was all like, "What do you want?" And we were like, "Uh, are you hiring?" And she was like, "Well, for what?" And I was like, "Dude, for like anything. I'm desperate." And she's like, "Well, our manager isn't here, but I guess I can give you an application." So me and Kelsey were like... ugh.
(Camera turns to Kelsey, who is sitting in the passenger seat.)
Kelsey: We got an application.
(Camera turns back to Ellen.)
Kelsey: Now for our next stop...
Ellen: Tim Horton's.
Kelsey: Yay!
Ellen: (Holds up an application.) Burger King. Yeah, they're hiring. They don't have a very long application for it, do they Kelsey?
Kelsey: No. The mini-employment application.
Ellen: What I'm confused about is why... what the hell the vocational thing is. Because isn't that something to do with your church? Vocational/other training.
Kelsey: Yeah, it is. Isn't that like a priest or something?
Ellen: I dunno.
Kelsey: All I know is I want to be a smiling, friendly cashier.
Ellen: I'm kind of looking at the fast and accurate runners. Although I'm neither fast, nor an accurate runner, whatever that means.
Kelsey: Alright, where to next?
Ellen: Mickey D's?
Kelsey: Okay.
Ellen: We skipped the Mickey D's, and instead, we came to The Plaza in town. Yeah, it's a great thing. And apparently you have to be 18 to work at Payless, selling shoes. Seriously.
Kelsey: Why do you have to be 18 to sell shoes? I don't understand.
Ellen: But we did get The Value. This thing is like a newspaper. Hallmark, only 88 year old women work there. Olympia Sports. It was alright. They were playin' some hippin' music... hoppin'.
Kelsey: It was hoppin' music.
Ellen: The Fashion Bug.
Kelsey: Fashion Bug.
Ellen: And no, we don't shop there.
Kelsey: Definately not. Is that all we got? I feel like we got more than that. Oh yeah, we went to Blockbuster, but we have to apply online.
Ellen: Yeah, online. 'Cause they're all fancy and sh... stuff.
Kelsey: Yeah. It was successful, I think. I think we're gonna go fill 'em out now.
Ellen: Yeah.
(Cuts back to Ellen in her bedroom.)
Ellen: Alright, overall, today was pretty successful. I mean, Fashion Bug, it was alright. The clothes are ugly, but the people are nice. So, I think I might work there. Mmkay. I'll see you in the next video.
Notes
- This is the first video made by Ellen
- Vocation actually refers to your jobs, not your church.
- Mickey-D's is a commonly used shorthand for McDonald's restaurants.
