It's Party Time - NBR Investigates

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NBR Episode NBR016
It's Party Time - NBR Investigates

Order! Order! Order!

Blogger Nikki Bower
Date Posted April 4th, 2007
Description I'm on the road, criss-crossing the country following leads on B, D, and J. They didn't post any videos for over a week and now they don't remember anything. Since I didn't have anything to investigate, I shot a pilot for the food network. What do you think?
Location(s) Nikki Bower's house
YouTube Tags nikkibowerreport lonelygirl15 danielbeast bree jonas wings cooking wine tikki
Production Credits
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Amanda Goodfried
Camera Amanda Goodfried
Vidplay Amanda Goodfried
Story Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
Editor(s) Amanda Goodfried
Nikki Alli Danziger
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It's Party Time - NBR Investigates is the sixteenth video in the Nikki Bower video series. It was posted as a response to Jonas's video, Co-Ed Foosball


(Nikki is chopping some tomatoes in a kitchen. The camera pans from her hands to her face.)

Nikki: (Stops chopping and looks at camera.) Hello... and welcome to "Cooking With Class." I'm your host, Nikki Bower. So many of you know me from my detective work. But when I am not sleuthing, you will find me in the kitchen. Let me show you what we are cooking up today. We have something from our four basic food groups. (Camera pans down to Nikki's hand pointing at each food example laid out on a chopping board.) First of all, we have a tomato from our vegetable group. Some very fine-tasting crackers in our carbohydrate group. (Camera moves back to Nikki's face.) Some cheese, from our dairy group. And we cannot forget the most important food group of all: the beverage group. (Nikki grabs a wine bottle.) Right here. The beverage group. That's a meal. That's cooking with class.

On today's show, we'll be learning how to prepare an elegant spread for that very special cocktail party you've been planning. Mine -- an Order soiree. So I've invited my great friends Lucy, Gemma, and Alex over so we can gossip about the current Watcher sightings. And of course, there's going to be a lovely array of underage men here. For us to flirt with. Grrrowl.

Nikki: So I am going to show you now the easiest way to spread cheese. (Camera pans down to Nikki's hands. She is holding a knife with cheese on it and spreads it on a cracker). It's verrrry simple. Put it on the cracker and you start to... (Nikki motions to her mouth, in which she has been chewing gum) I'm sorry, how rude of me. I'm just distracted by this burst of flavor that's coming through my mouth.

(Nikki holds up a package of Ice Breakers Sours Gum)

Nikki: Ice Breakers Sours Gum. Wow. Sour.

(Nikki is no longer holding the gum)

Nikki: On to the main course. We're going to be creating today a very special recipe for (freeze frame of Damien eating a chicken wing from Uncle Dan) chicken wings. And after that, I'll show you how to prepare the most crowd-pleasing croute. So as we wait for our chicken wings to marinate, let's relax for a little bit (Nikki takes off her apron). I'm gonna take this off here. Whoo. I'm feelin' relaxed already. I poured myself a glass of Pinot Grrrigio. (sniffs the wine) Mm, nothing finer. So come with me. Let's sit down and relax and recap the latest happenings of BDJ.

(Nikki is now sitting down with her glass of wine)

Nikki: Last week, Aunt Alex took Daniel and Jonas to a fashion industry party. Once again, there was a party and little Nikki B wasn't invited. Where's the love? Where's love people?

There was a menagerie of suspicious guests invited to this fashion industry party. We have since learned that Aunt Alex is in fact in the Order. (in cheesy game show host-esque voice) So... it's that time to play the game of... whooooo's in the Order this week. I'm also a game show host on the side. Heh. Toby. (freeze frame of Toby) Jonas's cousin who he hasn't seen since the funeral. Definitely in the Order. (puts up finger) Dink! Beth. (freeze frame of Beth) The reporter. Pfft... psst... pfft. Order. (puts up another finger) CLOUD-ia. CLOUD-ia. CLOUD-ia. She's neutral. CLOUD-ia. Finn, the musician. Eh, not in the Order. Will. Eh, pretty cute. (puts up another finger) Order. (looks at the three fingers she currently has up) Order. Sonia. Very suspicious hair. (mimes at area around her head then puts up another finger). Damian, David, [[