Money in the bank
Money in the bank | |
Blogger | Gavin |
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Date Posted | July 31st, 2007 |
URL | lg15.com |
Forum | [87 forum discussion] |
Length | 1:47 |
Description | Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. |
Location(s) | Outside a bank |
Production Credits | |
Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
Co-Executive Producer(s) | Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried |
Associate Producer(s) | Cristy Coors Beasley |
Series Producer(s) | Pete Gibbons |
Production Manager | Kelly Brett |
Production Assistant(s) | Claire Finbow |
Director(s) | Luke Taylor |
Head Writer | Miles Beckett |
Vidplay | Hazel Grian |
Story | Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright |
Editor(s) | Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe |
Production Services | Sniffer Ltd. |
Cast | |
Tariq | Jai Rajani |
Gavin | Ralf Little |
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Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)
Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.
Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?
Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.
Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (puts on a posh voice) "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".
Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!
(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)
Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.
Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.
(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)
Gavin: Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"
(They both laugh)
Gavin: What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.
(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)
Gavin: Have you got everything we need?
Tariq: Yeah, I think so.
Gavin: Think so!?
Tariq: Know so!
Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?
Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!
Gavin: Business plan?
Tariq: Yes.
Gavin: Including cash projections?
Tariq: Yes!
Gavin: CV's and passports?
Tariq: Yeah, I got em.
Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).
Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?
Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!
Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!
Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.
Tariq: All right mate.
Gavin: Yeah?
Tariq: Cool.
(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)
Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!
Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!
Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!
(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)
Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!
(Gavin bursts out laughing)
Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!
Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!
Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.
(They laugh again)
Notes
- Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
- Videos with Cristy Coors Beasley as associate producer
- Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
- Videos with Kelly Brett as production manager
- Videos with Claire Finbow as production assistant
- Videos directed by Luke Taylor
- Videos with Miles Beckett as head writer
- Vidplays written by Hazel Grian
- Story written by Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
- Videos edited by Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe
- Production services provided by Sniffer Ltd.
- Videos with Tariq
- Jai Rajani filmography
- Videos with Gavin
- Ralf Little filmography
- Gavin's blogs