My First Kiss
|My First Kiss|
|Date Posted||September 18th, 2006|
|Description|| What is the deal with kissing? It's really quite weird when you think about it...|
|Location(s)|| Bree's bedroom|
|YouTube Tags||LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast kiss first saliva scimitar spit weird|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried|
|Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett|
|Director(s)|| Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders|
|Vidplay|| Mesh Flinders|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried|
|Editor(s)|| Miles Beckett|
|Music|| Hooray for Love by David Baerwald|
|Bree||Jessica Lee Rose|
|Previous||"What's A Date?"|
|Next||"Learning To Drive"|
Bree: So what is the deal with kissing? I don't know about you but I pretty much spend all day trying to avoid other people's spit. Why do people think it feels good? How did an act once thought to be tawdry and lascivious become socially acceptable? Anyway, I thought I'd jump on the old Internet and see what I could find.
(fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer, then sits on her bed with her stuffed animals hugging and perhaps kissing them)
Bree: Turns out sixty-six percent of kissers turn their head to the right in the seconds preceding a kiss. (Bree closes her eyes, and leans forward, tilting her head to the right and puckering) The slang term for this is "going in for the kill." (Bree makes gun shapes with her hands and pretends to shoot at the camera) So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times) You're still here. Go away. This is embarrassing. Ok, so there, fine, you know, he kissed me. Big deal. I would have liked to know about this turning your head to the right thing before this happened. Then it would have made things a little bit more pleasant.
(fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer)
Bree: So...I went to this website that talks about different kinds of kisses, because I wanted to find out what kind of kiss that Daniel gave me. "French kiss"..."The Lip-osuction"..."The-e-e-e Vacuum Kiss"?! (Bree grimaces at the camera)
(cut to Bree lying in bed with Thor)
Bree: Now I'm gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let's pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I'm a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.
(musical montage in which Bree pretends to yawn, putting her left arm over Thor's shoulders, nuzzles him, then picks him up and kisses him in an exaggeratedly passionate manner)
Bree: As you can see, poor Thor was caught completely unaware by my sudden, unwanted advance. There was nothing he could do. Girls, beware of the yawn technique. So this changes some things.
- This video was nominated for a YouTube award in the category "Best Series."
- This is the first video in which Thor is named.
- This video is among the exclusive club of videos to have reached over a million views on YouTube.
- Daniel uses "The Yawn Technique" on Sarah in Rockin' the Boat
- Bree's questioning of gender roles and dating scripts could be regarded as a feminist dialog.