Return of the Beast
|Return of the Beast|
|Date Posted||October 10th, 2007|
|Description|| I figured it was about time to let this wise guy back into my room. But maybe I jumped the gun... |
|YouTube Tags|| LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast peterbeast lonelyjewfifteen anne frank rap cursing bethany|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Jenni Powell and Adam Daroff|
|Director(s)|| Adam Daroff|
|Vidplay|| Jenni Powell|
|Story|| Jenni Powell and PJ Scott-Blankenship|
|Editor(s)|| Adam Daroff|
|Next|| "Bethany is Missing!"|
|Directly after|| "Have you seen Bethany?"|
|Directly before||"Bethany is sleeping, Margot was scheming"|
(Anne and Peter are sitting on the bed in silence)
Anne: Thank you for the cookies. It wasn't that they weren't good, it's just that I... haven't had much of an appetite lately.
Peter: (Nods) It's okay. Hey, don't be such a wise guy. (They laugh)
Anne: I didn't know you were so good with sock puppets.
Peter: There's a lot of things you don't know about me. Hey, you know, I don't care what our parents say. You're my friend, and I want to spend time with you.
Anne: (Nods) I agree. I'm really sorry.
Peter: Hey let's forget about it.
Peter: You want to know something else I can do?
Peter: I can rap.
Anne: What's that?
Peter: It's kinda like poetry.
Anne: Oh, I love poetry. Emily Dickinson is my favorite.
Peter: (Rapping) Sittin' in this attic, Miss a lot of class, That Hitler is a really stupid-
Anne: Were you gonna...? Where you gonna say...?
Peter: No, that's what rapping is.
Anne: Saying inappropriate words?
Peter: Part of it yeah.
Anne: Alright. Well, try one and, like, don't do that.
Peter: (Rapping) It's cool to hang with you even just a bit. My stomach really hurts and I gotta take a-
Anne: Okay, try another one but don't like...
Peter: Alright. Okay. Uh...
Anne: Make it safe for everyone to listen to.
Peter: (Rapping) Stuck in this attic, starting to really suck. Man I want to go outside and I don't give a-
Anne: (Jumps up and covers Peter's mouth) Whoa! It's like-
Peter: Fine. No bad words. (Rapping) It's really bad to smoke, you're growth it will stunt, you're sister Margot is a great big-
Anne: That's not even- That's not- That's me- That's just mean!
Anne: Look, I know Margot can be weird sometimes but that doesn't mean you can say things about her anatomy. That's just horrible.
Peter: Okay. Alright. Okay. Uh...
Anne: Okay. No four-letter words, No (Motions to her backside) Stuffs.
Peter: (Rapping) I love being stuck here, Psych! Man I hate being called a dirty-
Anne: Where did you learn this?
Peter: Fine, you know what. I've got a rap. I've got one. Alright. (Rapping) If you get cut it will grow back but it will itch. Why don't you, Anne, stop being a fucking-
Anne: Oh, oh, come on.
Peter: Yeah, It's how it's going to be.
Text: Four Hours Later
(Anne is lying on the bed in exasperation)
Peter: If I had a chance I would free us like Moses. When we get out of here Anne I'm going to buy you a dozen roses. (Anne gets up and looks around in confusion. Peter looks annoyed) That one was a good one.
Anne: Where's Bethany?