Sir Darius Higgenbotham

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Episode 52/3x016
Sir Darius Higgenbotham

It's a rat. Shit.

Blogger Marla
Date Posted February 17th, 2008
Length 3:13
Description Here are the links to the threads speaking about the letter to Dr. Arscott.

[1] or [2]

YouTube Tags Arscott Adam Lamar Gregory Atkins Maddison Marla Singer marlasinger Clara Stokes Sir Darius Higgenbotham
Marla Maya Kramer
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Sir Darius Higgenbotham is the fifty-second video in the Maddison Atkins video series. It is also the sixteenth video of chapter three.


(Marla is on the couch with a cup of coffee, appears to have just woken up)

Marla: I'm back, I'm not awake yet, but I'm back. You may notice that I'm actually sitting on the couch this time. I hate to admit it, but this corner might be the cleanest part of my apartment. And, I have a mouse. And not like a pet mouse, that lives in my ceiling. Um, I've named him, his name is (uses haughty sounding voice) Sir Darius Higgenbotham. Wittle Dawius. (Does a mouse imitation) And he sits with me and watches me play video games late at night. How do you determine between a mouse and a rat again? Um, size, right? So if a mouse, (puts fingers a couple of inches apart) is about yea big (moves one hand several more inches away) Okay, if a mouse is about yea big. It's a rat. Shit. I think I am just going to keep my little feet and body on the couch today.

Mr. Atkins, I got your e-mail and that sounds great. So I'll be there. For the rest of you, if I don't return by Wednesday, send a search party. Sir Darius is probably quite well acquainted with my scent by now, so we'll have him lead. (Goofy voice) Wittle Siw Dawius Higgenbotham. I can see him with a little sword, a little shield, leading. Um, no, I'm sure I'll be fine. I don't know if it's going to be strange bringing my camera. But um, I'm just going to do it. I can always turn it off if someone's bugging me.

About last week (cut to Marla w/ no coffee cup) I'm sorry I couldn't tell you where I was going before I got there, um, safety first. And I'm a little bit paranoid. It was Vegas. I went to Las Vegas, and I did try calling Adam Lamar. Um, I don't know what his deal is cause I tried like calling him a hundred times. He must be (air quotes) busy. (Mimes marijuana smoking) He did call me and try to leave a guilt trip on my voice mail. Adam Lamar, therapy, try NLP (?) it works for me.

About the Arscott video, Um, I think a voice is a lot more powerful when a face is attached to it. So we should have as many of our faces on camera as possible. I was looking at past videos like the tribute video that Clara made, and it really is the fact that we're speaking on camera that makes it powerful. I think we should show Dr. Arscott, who is a complete stranger to all of us, that we exist. That we're really here. And for anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, check the link in the description. We could probably really use your help. Uh, I'm gonna go get dressed. (picks coffee cup up off the floor) Um, I really hope Darius hasn't been drinking out of this. (Goofy voice) He's so cute, little whiskers.