Soooo Weird

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Episode 3/1x003
Soooo Weird

Please God, don't let me sprout wings next!

Blogger Jack
Date Posted November 26th, 2007
Length 2:12
Description What just happened?
Location(s) Jack's bedroom
YouTube Tags messed up ass kicked confused maple teleportation
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s) Gregg Moscot
Supervising Producer(s) Mary Feuer
Director(s) Miles Beckett
Camera Miles Beckett
Story Mary Feuer, Mesh Flinders, and Jan Libby
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Jack Eddie Asher
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "A Day in the Life of Jack"
Next "It Didn't Happen (Did It?)"
Directly after "Ambushed in a Tent"
Directly before "Can't Sleep. Wanna chat?"

Soooo Weird is the third video in the lonelygirl15 mini-series Watchyourjack.


(Jack is pacing back and forth behind a chair, his face off-camera.)

Jack: Something really weird just happened. (Sighs.) And...

(Sits, showing that his clothes are torn and nose bleeding.)

A-and it’s not this. Well, it’s kinda this, but... I don’t remember how I got here. Seriously, this is messed up! Like 5 minutes ago, I was getting the shit beat out of me by Aaron and his friends right outside school. I-I... I was thinking about home, and... now I’m here.

I-I don’t remember anything in between. I don’t remember walking down the street after school. I- I don’t remember turning on to Maple. I don’t remember coming up the steps. Nothing.

My head is killing me. Aaron was holding me on the ground. His friends were kicking me, and... now I’m here. (Wipes his nose to discover it's bleeding.) Shit.

(Wipes his nose with a tissue.) Aaron gave me that. That much I remember. And... Where’s my book bag? I had it when I left sch-... Aaron must have taken it.

Look, you’re gonna think this is totally nuts. I think it’s totally nuts. But, I read about these people online at-at whatweird and other sites, about people who can teleport themselves just by imagining in a place, and they could appear there! That’s what happened to me, I swear! Aaron was holding me down, his friends were kicking me... I- I was thinking about home, and... here I am.

Maybe I didn’t. Aaron and his friends beat the crap out of me. Maybe I just hit my head. Maybe I just don’t remember.


  • Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video. Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the website, this video was posted as a response to Jonas's Ambushed in a Tent
  • Jack mentions teleportation, which he claims to have read about on and other sites. Whatweird responded by thanking Jack for the shoutout.
  • This video appears to be the source for Jack's original myspace picture.
    Jack's myspace
  • Lorddarkfall mentioned this very kind of thing a while before these videos were made, but is not a part of LG15