|Date Posted||March 6th, 2008|
|URL|| lg15.com |
|Description|| I preferred being my own boss. I think this Justin Credible guy may have escaped from a mental hospital.|
|Location(s)|| JTV Headquarters|
|YouTube Tags||KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Line Producer|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Co-Ordinator|| Claire Finbow|
|Interactive Co-ordinator(s)|| Jonathan Almond|
|Production Runner(s)|| Meryl Iona Edwards|
|Director(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Head Writer|| Luke Hyams|
|Vidplay|| Neil Mossey|
|Story|| Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis|
|Editor(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Music|| "Second First" by Drop Trio|
|Julia||Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty|
|Meryl||Meryl Iona Edwards|
|Next|| "Temper Temper"|
|Previous by Gavin|| "Mini Bah"|
|Next by Gavin||"Credible?"|
(Gavin is in the kitchen playing with a screwdriver.)
Gavin: Now, there's loads and loads of cameras knocking about this place, and it's, well, my job to test them all. So you already know Gavin the legend, thought maybe you'd want to know a little bit more about Gavin the man. Uh, so I thought I would give you a day in the life of a technical manager. Uh, and, at the moment, I'm working on some very, very "delicate" equipment. Uh... (Pans the camera down to his crotch and laughs.) Even more delicate than that! (Shakes his head and puts the camera down.) Um...
(Gavin shows the screwdriver to the camera. Cut to him showing a tea bag to the camera. Cut to him sniffing a cup by the sink. Cut to Gavin showing a jug of milk to the camera. Cut to Gavin admiring his nails as he waits for the tea. Cut to Gavin shaking two packets of sugar at the camera. Cut to Gavin pouring the sugar into the cup. Cut to Gavin showing the screwdriver to the camera again. Gavin stirs the cup with the screwdriver and then extracts the tea bag from the cup and sips the tea..)
(Gavin walks out of the kitchen. Cut to Gavin sighing as he opens the door to the office. He turns the camera on himself as he walks to his desk.)
Gavin: Now, it's important not to get in anyone's way. Just to be a "facilitator". So, watch me not get in anyone's way over in the corner here.
(Gavin sits at his desk and zooms in on his teacup.)
Gavin: Here we are. There's teacam. (Pans to show a stack of biscuits.) And the sister network, biscuitcam. (Pans to show an individual biscuit.) And, of course, biscuits+1. Know what? Justin'd probably stream that. Maybe I can ask him to give me a format fee.
(Pans to show Lee at the desk across the aisle.) And there's the team hard at work. (Looks around the office. Gavin zooms in on Julia's breasts.) Delicate equipment. Needs fine tuning. (Julia adjusts her bra strap.)
Lee: Aww, you saved my life. Hey, hey! Didn't have to get me a cup of tea as well. (Grabs Gavin's teacup.) Oh, go on, then. Oh, and biscuits as well! (Grabs a biscuit.) Tha-
Gavin: Give them back.
(Justin enters the room, clapping.)
Lee: No, we're a team now, Gav.
(Gavin zooms in on Justin, who is wearing his clothes backwards.)
Justin: Team, little bit of (Points to his eye.) eyeball time. Now, I know what you're thinking. But those lifts will be fixed by 4 o'clock; I promise. (Looks at his clothes.) Um, uh, it's a bet. Bet gone wrong. Bad bet.
Justin: So! How are Celebrity Burial Recreations going? Anybody? Julia: nun! Nun outfit for-for Lee? Is it here yet?
Julia: Uh... Sorry, Justin.
Justin: It's probably reception. Good luck with the latest pilot, team. I-I have to, uh... go now. (Claps.) Good luck!
(Gavin zooms in on Justin's backwards clothing as he leaves. Julia walks over to Gavin.)
Gavin: (Holds out a biscuit.) Do you want a biscuit?
Gavin: Biscuit? (Julia slaps his hand away.)
Julia: Do you think Justin's okay?
Gavin: Yeah, he's alright.
Julia: No. I mean, do you think he's okay? (Points at her head.)
Gavin: Well, yeah; he's paying for all this. Although, he did push back that launch. And he keeps stockpiling all those crap TV shows on "Danger Scouse" over there.
Lee: Don't mind me...
Julia: Yeah, we don't let you know what's going on here, do we?
Lee: Yeah, and he's always in his office.
(Cut to Julia and Gavin walking through the hall of the building.)
Julia: So I've, um, I lost my tape and it's late, so, um, I just hope Justin's got it.
(Gavin and Julia go over to the door of Justin's office. Gavin knocks and then picks the lock with his screwdriver.)
Julia: Um... Gavin's helping.
Gavin: Well, that was easier than I thought...
(Gavin opens the door to the office, and they proceed in. Lee records the sign to Justin's office, which says "Justin Credible TV C.E.O.". The office is covered in sticky notes, and its contents include a sink, a toilet, an office chair, and a table.)
Julia: Oh my god...
(Lee zooms in on a picture of himself on the wall in a jockey outfit. The wall is covered with pictures of Julia in her bikini from Boobcast.)
Lee: That is not my f-
Julia: (Slams her hands over the pictures of herself.) Gavin!
Lee: Why am I dressed like a jockey?
(Cut to a closeup of Lee's jockey picture.)
Julia: Well at least you're dressed. What the hell is going on?
Gavin: He is absolutely barking mad. (Takes the camera from Lee and rips down sign for Justin's office, revealing the placard for the handicap WC.)
- WC stands for Water Closet, aka restroom.