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Languorous Lass The Order of Denderah
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | Heh! Good point. What do you call him, then? Other than asshat?  |
Here are some examples that can be used in semi-polite conversation:
"That asshat."
"That moron."
"That idiot."
"That scumball."
"That jerk."
To these or similar phrases, I suggest adding one or more of the following:
". . . in the White House."
". . . who stole the election in 2000."
". . . who's screwing up the traffic."
". . . who's screwing up the war."
". . . who's screwing up the country."
". . . who's screwing up the planet."
". . . who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd." |
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Dude, but what if I got secret service guys hiding in the bushes outside my house? Are you trying to get me thrown into prison?
(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)
My favorite phrase would be:
"That jerk..."
"Who will be gone in less than two years, thank gawd."
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Posts: 4267 Location: Missin' my Bad Ass buddy
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Languorous Lass wrote: |
| Mirage wrote: | | What the hell?! I hope my president knows he owes me a day's pay. |
You consider him your president? He sure isn't mine. |
late.... but agreed nonetheless _________________ Seraph Haku
Seraphim Hymn
Immortal Voices
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

Joined: 08 Oct 2006 Posts: 4267 Location: Missin' my Bad Ass buddy
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: |
(Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....)
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 _________________ Seraph Haku
Seraphim Hymn
Immortal Voices
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Haku, Seraph Monk "upgrades" |
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spaciegirlreturn The Order of Denderah

Joined: 19 Dec 2006 Posts: 2767 Location: Jupiter
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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Less politics and more debauchery, people.  _________________ Me and my key...same as it ever was. |
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djmadscribbler Devoted Fan

Joined: 14 Dec 2006 Posts: 689 Location: The outer reaches of the inner circle
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| spaciegirlreturn wrote: | Less politics and more debauchery, people.  |
I like hiding in bushes. _________________ We shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling. |
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Ziola The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Has no bushes in which you can hide... |
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Ziola wrote: |
Has no bushes in which you can hide... |
ooo I love the grass cut myself _________________ Seraph Haku
Seraphim Hymn
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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I start out trying to just, uhm, prune the bushes into a nice shape and end up screwing it up so badly they just all get cut.  |
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spaciegirlreturn The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:54 am Post subject: |
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oh my god. _________________ Me and my key...same as it ever was. |
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Ziola The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | I start out trying to just, uhm, prune the bushes into a nice shape and end up screwing it up so badly they just all get cut.  | heh...stop trying to achieve this and you'll be fine
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spaciegirlreturn The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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But the golfer is my favorite.. _________________ Me and my key...same as it ever was. |
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Ziola The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: |
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I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush  |
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Mirage Hymn of One

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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| Ziola wrote: | I'll pay money to see Mirage achieve the topiary greatness that is the golfer on her bush  |
Eww...my BF is an avid golfer. Don't wanna seem like I'm catering to his wishes, you know.
Now that rooster? Artistic AND a sexual euphanism. Score! |
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Languorous Lass The Order of Denderah
Joined: 24 Oct 2006 Posts: 2571 Location: Gone, baby, gone
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | (Had to re-word this post, BTW, 'cuz it originally said "secret service guys hiding in my bushes"....) |
Now that I would like to see.  |
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