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'''Lee:''' Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after [[Where is She?|yesterday]]. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (''Laughs''.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what [[Michelle Clore's Shadow|that guy]] wanted with [[Lauren]]. Or why he was so angry with her.
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'''Anthony:''' Tell everyone this whole nation's gonna get their face smashed in.
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'''Lee:''' Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe.
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'''Anthony:''' Yeah, you soft slag, haven't you done enough damage?
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'''Lee:''' No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that!
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(''Anthony grabs the camera from Lee and turns it on himself''.)
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'''Anthony:''' Right. Now you listen here, you flipping pansy. Eh, Mister Billy-Big-Bollocks-Suit-Wearing-Sack-of-Shite? If I ever get near you - if I ever get hold of you - I'm gonna rip your bollocks off and shove 'em up your arse, lad, do you hear me? Listen, I'm not messing with you, you Southern fairy. No one messes with a Phillips and gets away with it!
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'''Lee:''' Just--
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'''Anthony:''' Do you hear me, lad, eh?
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'''Lee:''' --give it to me! (''Takes the camera from Anthony''.)
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'''Anthony:''' Eh? Do you hear me?
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'''Lee:''' Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A-Anthony, um, but we just call him "Toe". Um, I-I rang him last night 'cause I was a bit stressed out about everything. To be honest, this whole thing's got me feeling a little bit scared.
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'''Anthony:''' Hey! There's no need to worry now, you soft git. Nothing's gonna happen whilst big Toe's here.
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'''Lee:''' Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared...
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'''Anthony:''' Yeah, oh aye, yeah? You just thought you'd drag your big bro all the way down here to make some more home videos, did you?
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(''Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat''.)
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'''Jeremy:''' Where is, uh...
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'''Steve:''' I've already told you, Jeremy: this is not up for debate.
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'''Jeremy:''' Okay.
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'''Charlie:''' (''Looking nervously at Anthony''.) Hi.
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'''Lee:''' This is me brother, Toe.
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'''Steve:''' Hi.
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'''Jeremy:''' Okay, look. All I'm saying is why don't we have the meditation session this afternoon and then get back to looking for Lauren later?
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(''Charlie groans and walks out of the room. Steve glares at Jeremy and follows her''.)
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'''Jeremy:''' Steve! (''Follows after Steve''.)
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'''Anthony:''' You've got some proper weird mates there, Lee. No wonder you've gone soft, you blurt.
  
 
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*Lee's comment about his injury being "only a flesh wound" is an homage to the famous cult classic {{wikipedia|Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}.

Latest revision as of 19:57, 17 February 2009

Episode 281/2x126
The Family Phillips

280-Antonysfury.jpg
Lee's evil twin?

Blogger Lee
Date Posted June 11th, 2008
URL lg15.com
Forum 780|3=lg15}}
Length 2:20
Description I've had a visitor from Liverpool...
Location(s) The new flat
YouTube Tags KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Lee
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer Louis Figgis
Line Producer Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s) Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer Luke Hyams
Vidplay Lawrence Tallis
Story Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s) John Palmer
Cast
Lee Sam Donovan
Anthony Andy Donovan
Charlie Tara Rushton
Steve Giles Alderson
Jeremy Yusuf Pirhasan
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Where is She?"
Next "Answers"
Previous by Lee "Honeymoon Blues"
Next by Lee "Much, Much Worse"

The Family Phillips is the two-hundred eighty-first webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-sixth video of season two.

Transcript

Lee: Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after yesterday. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (Laughs.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what that guy wanted with Lauren. Or why he was so angry with her.

Anthony: Tell everyone this whole nation's gonna get their face smashed in.

Lee: Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe.

Anthony: Yeah, you soft slag, haven't you done enough damage?

Lee: No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that!

(Anthony grabs the camera from Lee and turns it on himself.)

Anthony: Right. Now you listen here, you flipping pansy. Eh, Mister Billy-Big-Bollocks-Suit-Wearing-Sack-of-Shite? If I ever get near you - if I ever get hold of you - I'm gonna rip your bollocks off and shove 'em up your arse, lad, do you hear me? Listen, I'm not messing with you, you Southern fairy. No one messes with a Phillips and gets away with it!

Lee: Just--

Anthony: Do you hear me, lad, eh?

Lee: --give it to me! (Takes the camera from Anthony.)

Anthony: Eh? Do you hear me?

Lee: Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A-Anthony, um, but we just call him "Toe". Um, I-I rang him last night 'cause I was a bit stressed out about everything. To be honest, this whole thing's got me feeling a little bit scared.

Anthony: Hey! There's no need to worry now, you soft git. Nothing's gonna happen whilst big Toe's here.

Lee: Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared...

Anthony: Yeah, oh aye, yeah? You just thought you'd drag your big bro all the way down here to make some more home videos, did you?

(Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat.)

Jeremy: Where is, uh...

Steve: I've already told you, Jeremy: this is not up for debate.

Jeremy: Okay.

Charlie: (Looking nervously at Anthony.) Hi.

Lee: This is me brother, Toe.

Steve: Hi.

Jeremy: Okay, look. All I'm saying is why don't we have the meditation session this afternoon and then get back to looking for Lauren later?

(Charlie groans and walks out of the room. Steve glares at Jeremy and follows her.)

Jeremy: Steve! (Follows after Steve.)

Anthony: You've got some proper weird mates there, Lee. No wonder you've gone soft, you blurt.

Notes

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