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'''Soooo Weird''' is Jack's third video.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is Jack's third video.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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(''Jack is pacing back and forth behind a chair, his face off-camera''.)
  
'''Jack:''' ''(pacing back and forth behind a chair, face off-camera)'' Something really weird just happened. And…
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'''Jack:''' Something really weird just happened. (''Sighs''.) And...
  
''(sits; face is visible, his clothes are torn and nose bleeding)'' it’s not this. Well, it’s kinda this. I don’t remember how I got here. Seriously, this is messed up! Like 5 minutes ago, I was getting the shit beat out of me by Aaron and his friends right outside of school. I was thinking about home… and now I’m here.  
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(''Sits, showing that his clothes are torn and nose bleeding''.)
  
I don’t remember anything in between. I don’t remember walking down the street after school. I don’t remember turning on to Maple. I don’t remember coming up the steps. Nothing.
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A-and it’s not this. Well, it’s kinda this, but... I don’t remember how I got here. Seriously, this is messed up! Like 5 minutes ago, I was getting the ''shit'' beat out of me by Aaron and his friends right outside school. I-I... I was thinking about home, and... now I’m here.  
  
My head is killing me. Aaron was holding me on the ground. His friends were kicking me, and now I’m here. Shit.
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I-I don’t remember anything in between. I don’t remember walking down the street after school. I- I don’t remember turning on to Maple. I don’t remember coming up the steps. Nothing.
  
''(wipes bloody nose)'' Aaron gave me that. That much I remember. And… where’s my book bag. I had it when I left schoo… Aaron must have taken it.  
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My head is killing me. Aaron was holding me on the ground. His friends were kicking me, and... now I’m here. (''Wipes his nose to discover it's bleeding''.) Shit.
  
Look, you’re going to think this is totally nuts. I think it’s totally nuts. But, I read about these people online at [[whatweird.com|whatweird]] and other sites, about people who can teleport themselves just by imagining in a place, and they could appear there! That’s what happened to me, I swear! Aaron was holding me down, his friends were kicking me… I was thinking about home… here I am.  
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(''Wipes his nose with a tissue''.) Aaron gave me that. That much I remember. And... Where’s my book bag? I had it when I left sch-... Aaron must have taken it.
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Look, you’re gonna think this is totally nuts. ''I'' think it’s totally nuts. But, I read about these people online at-at [[whatweird.com|whatweird]] and other sites, about people who can teleport themselves just by ''imagining'' in a place, and they could appear there! That’s what happened to me, I swear! Aaron was holding me down, his friends were kicking me... I- I was thinking about home, and... here I am.  
  
 
Maybe I didn’t. Aaron and his friends beat the crap out of me. Maybe I just hit my head. Maybe I just don’t remember.
 
Maybe I didn’t. Aaron and his friends beat the crap out of me. Maybe I just hit my head. Maybe I just don’t remember.

Revision as of 01:58, 18 January 2008

Episode JAC3
Soooo Weird

0003-SooooWeird.jpg
Please God, don't let me sprout wings next!

Blogger Jack
Date Posted November 26th, 2007
URL youtube.com
Length 2:12
Description What just happened?
YouTube Tags messed up ass kicked confused maple teleportation
Cast
Jack Unknown
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "A Day in the Life of Jack"
Next "It Didn't Happen (Did It?)"

Soooo Weird is Jack's third video.

Transcript

(Jack is pacing back and forth behind a chair, his face off-camera.)

Jack: Something really weird just happened. (Sighs.) And...

(Sits, showing that his clothes are torn and nose bleeding.)

A-and it’s not this. Well, it’s kinda this, but... I don’t remember how I got here. Seriously, this is messed up! Like 5 minutes ago, I was getting the shit beat out of me by Aaron and his friends right outside school. I-I... I was thinking about home, and... now I’m here.

I-I don’t remember anything in between. I don’t remember walking down the street after school. I- I don’t remember turning on to Maple. I don’t remember coming up the steps. Nothing.

My head is killing me. Aaron was holding me on the ground. His friends were kicking me, and... now I’m here. (Wipes his nose to discover it's bleeding.) Shit.

(Wipes his nose with a tissue.) Aaron gave me that. That much I remember. And... Where’s my book bag? I had it when I left sch-... Aaron must have taken it.

Look, you’re gonna think this is totally nuts. I think it’s totally nuts. But, I read about these people online at-at whatweird and other sites, about people who can teleport themselves just by imagining in a place, and they could appear there! That’s what happened to me, I swear! Aaron was holding me down, his friends were kicking me... I- I was thinking about home, and... here I am.

Maybe I didn’t. Aaron and his friends beat the crap out of me. Maybe I just hit my head. Maybe I just don’t remember.

Notes

  • Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video. Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the lonelygir15.com website, this video was posted as a response to Jonas's Ambushed in a Tent
  • Jack mentions teleportation, which he claims to have read about on whatweird.com and other sites. Whatweird responded by thanking Jack for the shoutout.
  • This video appears to be the source for Jack's myspace picture.
    Jack's myspace