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Scouting For Boys is the one-hundred ninety-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Scouting For Boys is the one-hundred ninety-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. The episode was incorrectly uploaded to Bebo as "Scouting for Boys".

Transcript

(Charlie is in her car, driving to the BBC radio station.)

Charlie: Oh my god, I am in so much trouble right now. Okay. Oh my god, left. I'm so late for work and I couldn't sleep last night because all the sleep that I had was littered with bloody nightmares. (Brakes suddenly.) Oh! Sorry! Oh, shit. (Puts on the turn signal.) Oh. Gotta do my makeup. Okay, thank you. Oh my gosh. (Turns and the sun is in her face.)

You know, that whole thing with Steve the other night has really freaked me out. I can't even see where I'm driving. If he ever comes around to my place again, I'm gonna call the cops so fast he's not gonna know what hit him. You've got that, Steve? Never again! Okay? Thank god he doesn't know where I live now; I am intent on keeping it that way.

Okay, here I am. Shit, shit, shit. Park car. (Gets out of the car.) Shit-shit-shit-shit.

Lee: Charlie? Charlie!

(Charlie turns around to see Lee approaching, dressed like Elvis with a home-made Scouting For Girls shirt.)

Charlie: Um... Yeah, what the hell are you doing here? W-What are you wearing?

Lee: Oh, g- I- Oh, I made it meself. Do you like it?

Charlie: Yeah, it's beautiful. U-um, what are you doing here?

Lee: Oh, ju-just passing. Oh, what a coincidence!

Charlie: Yeah, yeah, sure you are. I really don't have time for this right now, Lee. No, seriously.

Lee: Yes, well, while I'm here, I may as well just give you a hand. What do you think? Okay, I'll come in.

Charlie: No, I've got it; really.

Doorman: Afternoon, I.D. please.

Charlie: Hi. Yep, sure. One sec.

Doorman: Thank you.

Charlie: Um... (Pans down to the doorman's hand as she searches for her pass.) Here you go.

Doorman: Thanks alot.

Charlie: Sorry. Thanks for that.

Doorman: That's fine. Thank you.

Charlie: Excellent. Thank you. Thanks.

Doorman: I.D.?

Lee: Um, I haven't- Uh, Ch-Charlie? Charlie!

Charlie: Um... Uh, ye-

Doorman: I need to see some I.D...

Charlie: Yeah, he's with me.

(Cut to Lee and Charlie running down the stairs to the studio.)

Lee: Yes!

(They come up to the door for the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge.)

Lee: Oh!

Charlie: Come on, Lee.

Lee: It's the Live Lounge!

Charlie: Yeah, I know, just chill out.

Lee: We're in the Live Lounge!

Charlie: Just chill out. Just chill out, okay?

Lee: I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I know.

Megan: Charlie!

Charlie: Oh, Megan!

Megan: Charlie! Hey, how are you?

Charlie: Hi. Oh my god, I've been looking all over for you.

Megan: Yeah, we-we've litterally - watch working - we've got ten minutes.

Charlie: Yeah-yeah-yeah, I know, know. I'm- I'm really sorry. Where are they?

Megan: Who?

Charlie: Uh, the band...

Megan: Um... You were supposed to be bringing them here.

Charlie: They just called me. They called me ten minutes ago and said the taxi'd already dropped them here.

Megan: Well they're not here, and I haven't had a phone call saying they're here.

Charlie: Shit! Shit. (Charlie's mobile rings.) Uh... Hang on, hang on. Uh, Lee, take this; my phone's ringing. (Hands the camera to Lee.) Oh no, no; it's them, it's them. (Answers her phone.) Hello? Hell- Where are you? Oh, are you serious? N-n-no, stay right there. Stay right there; I'm gonna come and get you.

Megan: What's wrong? What is it?

Charlie: Um... Yeah, 'kay. Okay, bye.

Megan: Where?

Charlie: That idiot cab driver. He's dropped them off at the wrong building.

Megan: What do you mean "wrong building"?

Charlie: I'm really sorry, Megan; we're just gonna go and get them. Come on, Lee, you have to come now.

Megan: Charlie, we litterally have ten minutes!

Charlie: Oh, no-no-no. I'm onto it. I'm onto it.

Megan: Litterally ten minutes, Charlie.

Charlie: Really, I'm onto it.

(Charlie bumps into Nick Grimshaw on her way out.)

Nick Grimshaw: Hi. Are they here?

Charlie: Hi.

Nick Grimshaw: We're ready to go on right now.

Charlie: Um, I'm just- Yeah, I'm just gonna get them now. I'm really, really sorry.

Nick Grimshaw: Okay. (Looks at Lee.) What is that? Who's he?

Charlie: Lee! Lee. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry about that. (Drags Lee out of the studio.) come- Come, Lee. Lee! I swear to god... Come with me. We need to-

Lee: This is the best day ever, Charlie!

Charlie: Quick! (Runs through the front door.)

Lee: Wa- Where're we going, Charlie?

Charlie: Hurry up!

Lee: We're gonna find the band! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Charlie: Just get in the car; just get in the car!

(Cut to Lee and Charlie in the car. Lee is giggling with excitement.)

Lee: Come on, this is the best day of my life, Charlie!

Charlie: Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Lee: This is brilliant! Scouting For Girls!

Charlie: Yeah, okay, can you see them?

Lee: I can't see them anywhere.

Charlie: Hang on, do you think if I-?

Lee: I can't see them anywhere.

Charlie: I think my, um... (Cut to another street.) Oh my gosh, okay.

Lee: Look! Look! It's the band! It's them! (Laughs.) I can't believe this is happening to me! (Lee hops out of the car and runs over to the band, standing on the corner.) Hi! Hi, guys! (Giggles as he hugs Roy and kisses him on the cheek.)

Charlie: Lee, please... Lee, please! Stop it.

Lee: Brilliant! (Hugs Peter and Greg.) I love you guys!

Charlie: I'm really sorry, guys.

Lee: Look, you've got your hat on and everything. This is brilliant. I'm so happy!

Charlie: Guys, we've really, really got to- Lee, let go! Let go! Let go, let go. Okay, we've got to go.

Lee: Come in the car.

Charlie: Help them get in the car.

Roy: Where've you been?

Charlie: We came around the block for you guys.

Peter: We've been waiting forever.

Charlie: Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

Lee: (Holding the rear door open for the band.) In you go, Scouting For Girls. (Giggles.) Scouting For Girls in the car!

Charlie: Lee, just get in the car, please?

Lee: I will.

(Cut to Lee getting in the car. Charlie hops in and starts driving.)

Peter: I don't know where to go.

Lee: Oh, look at them! Sitting in the back of my car!

Charlie: Lee...

Lee: Hello, Scouting For Girls! Hello, Scouting For Girls! Hello, Scouting For Girls!

Scouting For Girls: Hi.

Charlie: Stop it! Chill out. Put the camera away, I told you... (Cut to Lee giggling as he films himself.) You're gonna freak them out!

Lee: Scout- I'm not gonna freak 'em out.

Charlie: I'm really sorry about him.

Lee: You like your fans, don't you? I read it all about you.

Greg: I love your wig.

Lee: You like my wig?

Roy: 'Cause Elvis ain't dead.

Lee: I like yours.

(Everyone laughs.)

Charlie: Come on, guys, please just try and shoehorn it in during your interview today. Please!

Roy: Do you really want us to say that we slept with Chris Moyles?

Charlie: Seriously, seriously. I d- I promise you. If you go on there and you say that you shagged him, he's gonna be playing your clip all next week.

Greg: Right.

Peter: No...

Charlie: Oh, come on, guys, please! It's cool, seriously.

Roy: I just don't think we should do it.

Charlie: Oh, come on, guys, come on!

Roy: It's a lie!

Charlie: If there's one thing I know, it's that Chris Moyles loves people talking about him. He's gonna love it. He's gonna dig it, seriously.

Peter: I think we should have a vote on it. What do you think?

Charlie: Please! Vote for it. Come on. I think it's gonna be great.

Greg: Alright, hands up if you want to say it.

Charlie: My hand's up.

Greg: And now let's go for all those not in favor. (Everyone else puts their hands up.)

Charlie: Oh, come on, guys, please!

Greg: It's not gonna happen. He's gonna see right through it.

Charlie: No he's not! Seriously, please. It's gonna be great!

Peter: I slept with Chris Moyles.

Greg: I slept with Chris Moyles.

Roy: I slept with Chris Moyles.

Notes

• At 9 minutes and 34 seconds, this video is the longest video in the KateModern series ever posted that is not a weekly recap. The previous record holder was Kate's Memorial Service.