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Primrose Hill is the two-hundred fifty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the ninety-eighth video of season two.

Transcript

(Lauren films the scenery and turns the camera on herself as she walks.)

Lauren: So, lucky you. Thought I'd bring you along for this one. Well, weren't exactly my idea to film it, but if I'm honest, I don't really know what he's up to at the moment. I don't think he does, either. Be good to see him, though.

Oh, and a little message out to gang in LA... (Pans back to the scenery. Steve and Jeremy are seen approaching.) Check out that. London in May. Beautiful and peaceful London.

(Lauren pans over to Steve.)

Oi, Steve! (Steve waves.) Steve!

Steve: Lauren!

Lauren: Who's that?

(Steve and Jeremy walk up to Lauren.)

Lauren: Steve...

Steve: Hey, Jer, hold the camera there and see.

Jeremy Yeah.

Steve: Hey. (Hugs Lauren.) Uh, oh, this is Jeremy. He's a former Hymn member.

(Jeremy reaches out a hand to Lauren and she take a step backward.)

Lauren: I didn't think you'd be bringing anyone. Can we just by ourselves?

Steve: He's our first real-world follower...

Lauren: (Groans.) I need to talk to you about that and all. Seriously, can we be alone?

Steve: You're going to put this online, anyway...

Lauren: (Groans.) I suppose. You might as well hold it, then. (Gives the camera to Jeremy.)

Steve: So, yeah, what's up?

Lauren: Well, me and Charlie were worried sick about when you got shot.

Steve: Oh, that's nice.

(Lauren looks irritatedly at Jeremy.)

Lauren: Sorry...

Steve: No, it's fine. Go on.

Lauren: Well, we were worried about you getting shot in America and being left there, but now... now we're even more freaked out about that freaky video you put up.

Steve: Lauren... No, it's fine. It's okay. Look at me. I haven't gone nuts, have I? (Smiles at Lauren.) When I was out there, going through all that, things just became very clear. I realized I had to do something...proactive. I didn't lose my mind, I gained my heart and I found myself being able to connect to a Celestial Network. It's there for everyone.

Lauren: What are you talking about? I'm trying to have a chat with you! (Covers the camera.) Is this some cult's yabber? Is that what it is?

Steve: Of course not! It's all good, I promise.

Lauren: It's sounding like a cult!

Steve: It's not. It's not a cult.

Lauren: I really thought you and me were gonna work together to try and bring down the Order and the Hymn.

Steve: Yeah, we can!

Lauren: You have to try and start a new one!

Steve: No, Lauren! No, you've got the wrong idea. This is--

Lauren: You know, Charlie thinks about you a lot. You two could give it a go, be happy, but instead you're gonna balls it up for all this woos stuff.

(Lauren sighs and takes the camera from Jeremy. She begins to walk away.)

Lauren: Think about it. Dickhead.

Notes

• Primrose Hill has been mentioned in many other works of fiction.