Welcome to the Jungle!
| Welcome to the Jungle! | |
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| Blogger | Reed |
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| Date Posted | November 19th, 2008 |
| URL | youtube.com myspacetv.com |
| Forum | forum discussion |
| Length | 2:03 |
| Description | I could get used to this. |
| Location(s) | Los Angeles |
| YouTube Tags | 10 amateur chapter eqal extreme hymn jonas jungle lg15 lonelygirl15 reed resistance sarah splitting ten to up welcome |
| Music | "R U Listenin'?" by Illa J |
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| Reed | Brett Ryback |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "No Safety In Numbers" |
| Next | "Panic in the Park" |
| Previous by Reed | "SEND ME YOUR STUFF!" |
| Directly after | "Landed and Stranded" |
Welcome to the Jungle! is the fifty-third video in the lonelygirl15 video series.
Transcript
Reed: This is me. This is me in Los Angeles! LA, baby! I have got 24 hours in the city that never sleeps. Venice! Or is that New York? But anyway, Jonas and Co. are on their way over here and we're all going to meet up tomorrow. We're going to get all Veronica Mars by way of Sydney Bristol. But for now, that means that I am going to rock my temporarily-free-of-stalking-cold-goons-ass off. I always knew I'd end up in LA one day. I just thought, you know, it would be my choice. Things I love about LA: Yoga. Everybody has pit bulls here. I don't understand what that's about. Pigeons! Oh, I'm going to get pooped on.
(Cut to Reed rapping with an African-American man and imitating a lifeguard.)
Reed: The beach is that way. This is the life, man. Look! It's a film set. Hollywood!
(Cut to shots of the Walk of Fame and Grumman's Chinese Theater. Shot of the Hollywood sign.)
Reed: There it is. The world-famous Hollywood sign. Legend has it that many an actor has thrown himself off of those very letters because they couldn't make it in Tinseltown.
(Reed shudders. The camera pans to the Walk of Fame and zooms in on a blank star.)
Reed: This is it. This is it right here. My name's going to be on there, right there. Reed Barnes. The Boulevard is...interesting. Where my creepy Superman at? Where my creepy Superman at?
(Cut to Reed on the beach relaxing in a folding chair.)
Reed: Ahhh. I totally feel like Sarah right now. It's true what they say. The weather outside is delightful but you can never be too careful. So I'm playing it safe. Right? Until tomorrow, homies!
Notes
- The title of this video is named after the Guns n' Roses song, "Welcome to the Jungle"
- Sarah made a similar reference to people jumping off of the Hollywood sign in LG15 video, Sarah and the City.
