The Anti-Cribs

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Episode 0091/1x091

The Anti-Cribs
How can you not trust a face like this?
Blogger	Jonas
Date Posted	December 5th, 2006
URL	lonelygirl15.com
Forum	[3732 forum discussion]
Length	2:06
Description	Not sure if Bree is gonna take my help, but in the meantime I thought I'd give a "virtual" tour of my house.
YouTube Tags	LG15 lonelygirl15 jonastko jonas house not cribs tour bree daniel danielbeast
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s)	Amanda Goodfried
Director(s)	Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
Camera	Miles Beckett
Vidplay	Mesh Flinders
Story	Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Editor(s)	Kevin Schlanser
Music	A Rhyming Dictionary by The Seldon Plan
Cast
Jonas	Jackson Davis
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"Warwalking"
Next	"Bad Decisions"
Previous by Jonas	"Trust Issues"
Next by Jonas	"Your Decision"

The Anti-Cribs is the ninety-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. The Anti-Cribs is the ninety-first video in the Lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

(Jonas is in the library.)

Jonas: Hey, listen, Bree, Daniel, what're you guys doing? You know, you're living in an abandoned building and you're eating garbage. I just think it's ridiculous that you guys are suffering when you could be here with me. I've asked you a buncha times, I've sent messages, went in the chat room... I guess you just don't trust me. I don't know what to do about that, don't know how to convince you, so, I figured in the meantime, I'll make a little video, a little tour of my house and prove to you that I've got room for you both. Maybe that'll help. Maybe it will. I dunno. Let's go. (Jonas is sitting on the stairs.) This place has a few spare bedrooms so the good news is you both'll have a little space of your own. I never had any brothers or sisters so I'd think it'd be kinda cool to share this place with someone. (Jonas is standing in a hall.) So, after my parent's... disappearance, umm, my nanny was appointed my guardian and a bunch of lawyers took care of all the money and stuff like that. My nanny, she was the sweetest lady on Earth, and she raised me since I was a kid, but, umm, you know, she left when I was 18. She just wanted to live closer to her grandkids and I don't blame her. You know, this place is so isolated, it's in the middle of nowhere. But, uhh, I miss her. (Jonas is in front of a closed door.) This is my parent's room. Nobody's allowed in there. It's just too personal. (Jonas is in another hallway.) So, up here is my bedroom, uhh, and the spare bedroom, that's usually where my friends crash. Daniel, Mr. Beast if I can call you that, that's where you can stay. (A Rhyming Dictionary by The Seldon Plan plays in the background.) Bree, you can have your own bedroom and bathroom downstairs. So, I'm not going to show you my room. I'm not going to do the whole Cribs thing where I point to the bed and go "This is where all the magic happens." It's kinda cheesy. (Jonas is back in the library.) Guys, I really wanna help you. I don't know how else to convince you. You know, if showing you that there's an alternative to sleeping on the streets didn't do it, I dunno, maybe you can gimme a test or something, I dunno. So that's it. That's my offer. Uhh, if you still don't wanna take it, just get yourselves off the streets, alright? It's not safe. Alright, later guys.

Notes

• Many fans criticized Jonas's "virtual tour" of his house because it actually never showed more than his very barren upstairs hallway (very different from the library). He pointed out the doors to his parents room and his own from the hallway, but never went inside any rooms.
• The title of this video "The Anti-Cribs" is a reference to the popular television show MTV Cribs, in which celebrities give tours of their homes.