Like A Virgin

Episode 0212/1x212

Like A Virgin
Watch out, Jonas, you'll soon need a boat.
Blogger	Taylor
Date Posted	June 14th, 2007
URL	old.LG15.com
Forum	[11367 forum discussion]
Length	2:24
Description	Sorry Jonas, but your email was just too much . . . I had to make this video.
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Producer(s)	Amanda Goodfried
Production Assistant(s)	Ian Schwartz
Director(s)	Mesh Flinders
Camera	Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay	Jan Libby
Story	Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, and Ross Berger
Editor(s)	Kevin Schlanser and Ian Schwartz
Animator(s)	Ian Schwartz
Music	"Strange Feeling in the Night" by Lucy
Cast
Taylor	Becki Kregoski
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Like A Virgin is the two-hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Like A Virgin is the two hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Taylor: As many of you know, Jonas sent me an email. This email was also CC'd to Sarah and BCC'd to Daniel. Just between you and I, Jonas, it seems like there's a lot of mixed messages going on here. Teacher Taylor's gonna break it down for you. Mixed message number one: well, just between you and I is really mixed message number one so...Mixed message number two: "And Sarah seems to be getting some freaky pleasure out of making fun of me right now." Very interesting. According to my analysis, what you're really saying is that you, Jonas, want to give my sister, Sarah, freaky pleasure. Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky... Anyone that would take the time to be so condescending as to define a word such as "callous"...I dunno. I'd say callous kinda says it all. "And what's up with her telling everyone Bree was my first time?" It was my first time. What is up with that? And twice you ask "What's your sister's problem?" Here's the thing - there are other people in this world. Lots. And, believe it or not, Jonas, they all have problems. So, yes, Sarah has problems too. She's selfish. She's selfish because...well...she just is. (Whispers) Probably genetic. (Normal volume) She's confused. She's confused because she's at a crossroads in her life. I mean, she just finished high school, and she has her whole life ahead of her. She doesn't know what to do next. She's hurt. Sarah's really hurt by what's going on with her parents. It doesn't take a lot of thinking to figure out that one. I'd like to thank everyone for joining me for this week's session of "De-constructing Jonas." I hope you can all join me next week, when I look into more of the many reasons why so many people ("Like Jonas" pops up on the screen) think that the world only revolves around them and their problems. (Taylor curtsies.)

Notes

• A transcript of the email is available here
• The title of this video is also the title of a popular Madonna song.
• Jonas denies nothing, that Bree was his first or that Jonas and Bree had sex.
• Taylor's "De-constructing Jonas" might be a copy of Bree's "Proving Science Wrong".
• In the email sent to Taylor, Daniel and Sarah, Jonas says: "oh, sorry, let me define 'callous' for anyone who might be reading this (like sarah) who's command of the english language seems to be limited to 'do you wanna?'." [sic], Jonas makes several grammatical and punctuation errors, as well as common mistakes made by those with a limited command of the English language. In this sentence, Jonas, while attempting to be condescending, looks foolish.