Learn how to TELEPORT!
| Learn how to TELEPORT! | |
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| Blogger | Jack |
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| Date Posted | January 14th, 2008 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Length | 2:07 |
| Description | Teleporting is getting pretty easy - well, so far... |
| YouTube Tags | learn how to teleport |
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| Jack | Unknown |
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| Previous | "The Stalker is Right Outside!" |
| Next | none |
Learn how to TELEPORT! is Jack's eighth video.
Transcript
(Jack shuffles a deck of cards.)
Jack: My brother got arrested again. This time my dad couldn't bail him out so... He's in there, and it doesn't look good. He stole a car. His hearing's in a week or so. I wanna get him out, but... I mean, I get better at teleporting everyday, and now I can pretty much jump to any place I've ever seen. I've never been inside the jail, and... I-I think I could get out if I could just get into his cell. I'm not going to do that, though. I mean, there don't seem to be any- any rules to this, so I guess I'm just going to have to make up my own. I'm not using it to break the law. My brother's just going to have to... I dunno... get a good lawyer.
You guys on whatweird have been doing a lot of work, so thanks! One of you even found out how teleporting can be harmful. I had no idea. I mean, I guess depending on how clean the teleport is it could actually hurt you? That's pretty scary stuff. Like, for me, there's definitely been good ones and bad ones but... I dunno, if I'm, like, just goofing off then it's pretty easy. But, like, if I'm in some sort of, like, danger, it's really hard. The other day I was on the subway tracks, and I was waiting for a train to come, and I waited 'til the last minute to teleport. And by the time I reached the platform, I was so exhausted; I collapsed.
Oh yeah. Uh, that guy stopped following me. I'm not really sure what it means, but it's gotta be a good thing right?
Notes
- Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video. Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the lonelygir15.com website, this video was posted as a response to Taylor's Watch Me Balance
