Beer Bath

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Episode 401/2x145
Beer Bath

Totally fucking clueless!

Blogger Jonas
Date Posted January 18th, 2008
Forum 15782|3=lg15}}
Length 7:55
Description I feel like an idiot.
Location(s) A motel in Mexico
YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 lg15 bree jonaskto danielbeast emma beer drunk idiot
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Marcello Daciano
Camera Kevin Schlanser
Vidplay Jake Coburn
Story Jake Coburn
Editor(s) Matt Vanselow
Music Supervisor Seth Jacobs
Jonas Jackson Davis
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Girl Tied Up"
Next "Am I A Criminal?"
Previous by Jonas "Cream or Sugar?"
Next by Jonas "Too Dangerous!"
Directly before "You Were Right"

Beer Bath is the four-hundred first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred forty-fifth video of season two.


Jonas: Oh man. (sighs) I saw Dr. Hart's video last night. I saw Emma, and uh, then I went out and I got shit-faced. I don't remember the video that you're about to see, but, uh, you know, I think it pretty much says it all. And, um, well, Daniel and Sarah, Jennie and I will see you guys tomorrow.

(Cut to Jonas in the bathroom wearing only a pair of gray boxer briefs. There are around a dozen beer cans sitting on and by the bathtub.)

Jonas: (stumbling into frame holding a beer can) Oh, hehe. (points at the camera and stars singing) The red light, the red light, Roxanne... (sits in the bathtub) Ow. (takes a sip of beer) Just what the doctor ordered. (leans toward the camera knocking a beer can off the tub) No, no, no, no. Want a job done? (gets out of the tub knocking more beer cans down) You gotta do it yourself. (moves the camera closer to the tub and gets back in) Rub-a-dub-dub. Okay. (opens a beer can which foams all over him, then laughs and takes a sip) Okay. (sets the beer can down and picks another one up) Welcome to everybody's favorite game: "How stupid is Jonas?" (points at himself) Me. Okay. (takes a sip of beer) So, okay, I just want to say to everybody, I want to introduce the contestants for today. And the contestants is everybody, (points at the camera) you. Everybody at home. (waves) Hi. So, let's just give a loud round of applause to all the contestants at home, everybody at their computers. (claps and pretends to yell for a bit) People at their computers, people at their computers. Shhh. Shhh. Okay. Shhh. Let's just get the game started. Let's just get the games started. Let's do the first question. (sets his beer can down and picks up another one, taking a sip from it) Okay, okay. When Jonas, (points at himself) me, was, uh, ambushed by Dr. Hart, and Dr. Hart knew his name, and where he lived, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little bit concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (raises his arms) Whoo! Aha! Now, think hard everybody, think hard. Your answer? (puts his hand behind his hear as if listening for the viewer's answer) That's right, that's right. Totally fucking clueless! (pretends to yell again) Shhh. Shhh. It's just the first question; it's always the easiest. Okay, we're moving to round two. We're moving to round two, (opens another beer can) where the questions get harder and the points double (sips the beer as it foams over) I wish it would stop doing that. Okay, (sets the beer can down) question number two. When Dr. Hart just so happened to have a videotape of himself arguing with Ted McKinley (picks up a beer can) about the Hart study, Jonas was a) very suspicious, b) a little concerned, or c) totally fucking clueless! (raises his arms) Woohoo! Haha! That's right, c, c for clueless! (taps his head) Clueless, woo! (pretends to yell again) Shhh. Shhh. We gotta go to the third round, people. (opens another beer can and takes a sip) Question number three: when Dr. Hart spent well over three hours at the Verdus Pharmaceuticals with myself and my sister, and then he eluded (counts with his fingers in a singsong voice) one, two, three, four, five... five armed security guards, five armed security guards with a vial of apple juice, (laughs) of... Jonas was (puts his head down over the side of the tub then lifts it back up) clueless! Clueless. So, that's correct. I hope everybody was keeping score and we have our winners. Hey, okay, let's tell, hey, let's tell them what they've won, Bob. Let's tell them what they've won. Everybody, let's tell them what they've lost. I want to tell them what they've lost. (begins crying and breathing heavily) Their sister. (takes a long drink of beer) Alright, that's our game. (puts his hand up as if turning off the camera with a remote control) Boop. Oh yeah, one more thing. Daniel, I don't give a shit about Gina or Dr. Hart, or Verdus Pharmaceuticals. I just want my sister back. (leans back in the tub) I just want my sister back. (puts his head down)


  • One of the tags on Youtube was misspelled as "jonaskto" when this video was uploaded.
  • At 7 minutes 55 seconds in length, this is the longest ever lonelygirl15 video.
  • Jonas is drinking Miller Genuine Draft beer. It has a volume of 4.7% alcohol.
  • The song that Jonas is singing in the beginning of his drunken video is Roxanne by The Police.
  • Upon original viewing, a handful of viewers claimed to have seen a Watcher tattoo on Jonas's leg. Upon further investigating, those reports are inconclusive.
  • This video is similar to the David Hasslehoff drunk video.
  • This is the fourth out of six times we've seen Jonas in a bathtub so far.