Not So Pretty Now (File 3/15)
|Not So Pretty Now (File 3/15)|
|Date Posted||November 13th, 2008|
|Description|| Doesn't this guy ever, you know, smile?|
|YouTube Tags||opzerosum zero-sum zero sum linc tom russell julie summer lg15 lonelygirl15 resistance home office shadow elder|
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(Summer Cam, Julie and Linc walking)
Julie: I heard you singing it.
Linc: Okay, okay, so I listen to Kate Nash. I'm a sucker for the british accents.
Julie: You know, that's how you get yourself into trouble.
Linc: Hey hey hey!
Julie: There's an accent across from the pond, bat those icy blue eyes, and suddenly your joining a cult and doing their dirty work.
Linc: (stutters) Shut up.
Julie: Is that coffee?
Linc: Uh, sure.
Julie: Can I have some?
Linc: Uh... (drinks from mug, Cut to Julie Cam, with Linc and Summer standing behind a dumpster) Seriously, this is your grand plan!?
Summer: It's the best one we've got.
Linc: I'm sorry, but going up to a Shadow and asking for directions to his boss, is a pretty retarded plan. Kay, this guys are crazy. You know how pumped up they are on steroids and amphetamines.
Summer: Not exactly, but give me ten and I'll find out.
Linc: The correct answer is too much.
Summer: Look, once these guys go off the rails normally the Order puts a bullet in them. But, get this, they get other Shadows to do it.
Linc: (Pausses, then nods) He knew he was losing it and took off before they noticed.
Summer: Yeah, and this guy was hard to find.
Linc: How'd you even find him?
Summer: We know a guy. He finds things.
Linc: Funny. Julie!
Julie: Stop complaining and lets just go talk to him.
Linc: Fine, fine, fine, fine!
Summer: Hey, here, take this. (Hands Linc a small gadget)
Summer: Headset has a camera in it. It's been modified to broadcast back to Home Office. Big Brother's finest work.
Linc: You guys have been recording this whole time?
Summer: Yeah. Sorry.
Linc: I'm going to get shot by the end of this, I know that's coming. (Walks Offscreen)
(Cut to Julie Cam waiting on a dirt road, Linc and Summer enter the frame)
Linc: Well, that bitch was so fried.
Summer: Beyond fried.
Julie: What did you get out of him?
Linc: Well, apparently when they punched out his his fill of meds, Black got curious and tried a little bit for himself.
Summer: Now he's got himself a nice little side habit. He even sends out people to go buy him street drugs.
Julie: He's slumming it?
Linc: Well, when you get up to four hundred years old you get a sense of your own mortality. Anyway, we know where it is, so we'll wait for the next re-up and just camp. Man, let's get out of here.
(Julie turns the camera and they begin to walk away)