Tariq Attack

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Episode 21/1x021
Tariq Attack

You just trying to bang her!?

Blogger Gavin
Date Posted August 13th, 2007
URL youtube.com
Forum 132|3=lg15}}
Length 2:05
Description Tariq lost it this afternoon and creepy steve finally got what was coming to him. Not sure if this was such a good idea to post. Why don't you watch it and tell me... Cheers
Location(s) Tariq and Gavin's office, Kate and Charlie's flat
YouTube Tags KateModern lonelygirl15 LG15 gavin
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s) Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
Associate Producer(s) Cristy Coors Beasley
Series Producer(s) Pete Gibbons
Production Manager Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s) Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s) Amy Barnes
Director(s) Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
Head Writer Miles Beckett
Vidplay Hazel Grian
Story Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
Editor(s) Sam Rowland
Production Services Sniffer Ltd.
Gavin Ralf Little
Kate Alexandra Weaver
Tariq Jai Rajani
Steve Giles Alderson
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Charlie's party"
Next "Free Will"
Next by Gavin "Birdwatching"

Tariq Attack is the twenty-first webisode in the KateModern video series.


(Gavin is sitting in his and Tariq's office)

Gavin: Hello there, this is Gavin, the people's favorite CEO reporting from a top secret location in East London, where things have quietened down a bit. It's week four of the business! We've finally got our broadband installed (turns the camera to face Tariq) and Tariq 'ere hasn't come up for air since, have you mate?

Tariq: Oh my god.

Gavin: What?

Tariq: I knew it.

Gavin: What??

Tariq: That he was a psycho!

Gavin: Who??

Tariq: Steve!

Gavin: Have you had an half of shandy at lunch or something?

Tariq: I ain't joking! (Gavin laughs) While you were doing the funky chicken I found this flyer for this weird religion called the Hymn of One.

Gavin: And?

Tariq: And they're into kidnapping and murdering young girls. Ahhh shhh-.

(Tariq slams his laptop closed, grabs his coat and hurries out of the door. Shot cuts to Gavin running down the road behind Tariq.)

Gavin: Wait! (Tariq drops his jacket and looks back as Gavin picks it up.) Tariq! Tariq! What you doin'!?

(Gavin catches up as Tariq waits for a chance to cross a busy road.)

Tariq: Steve's at Kate's now, we have to go warn her!

Gavin: Are you sure about this? Tariq! (They run across the road. Shot cuts to Tariq running down a hallway.) Tariq wait. Tariq! Wait!

Tariq: (Bangs on Kate's door) Kate! Kate, open up! (Gavin puts his hand on Tariq's shoulder) Get off Gavin. Get off! And turn that thing off!

(Tariq knocks Gavin's hand and the camera away. Kate opens the door wearing a towel.)

Kate: Tariq? Tariq what's the matter?

Tariq: Are you alright? You're ok, where's Steve?

(Tariq storms into the living room, sees Steve and attacks him, Tariq ends up holding him against a wall with his hand to Steve's throat. )

Kate: What's the matter? What are you doing? Christ, Tariq, what are you doing!??

Gavin: Uh oh, here we go...come on then.

Kate: Stop it!!


Steve: You need to control your temper!

Tariq: He's part of some weird religion called the Hymn of One!

Kate: I know, I know!

Tariq: What do you mean, you know?

Kate: He's told me about his religious beliefs.

Tariq: You did? (Releases Steve)

Steve: I'm not trying to push my religion on Kate. I'm just trying to help her find her-her lost memories.

Tariq: How do we know it wasn't your cult and you that helped-had anything to do with her missing memories in the first place? (Steve scoffs) I've seen what your people do on the internet, you're all sick.

Steve: My compassion for Kate is the furthest thing from my religion!

Tariq: So what is it then? You just trying to bang her!?

Steve: Grow up.

(Tariq punches Steve.)

Gavin: Oh shit!

Kate: Tariq!

Tariq: Kate, what you doing-

Kate: No, Tariq, just go! (Steve sits up and has a bloody nose) Tariq, just go I don't want to see you any more! (To Steve) Are you ok?

(Tariq storms out, slamming doors on his way.)


  • This is the first time we actually hear Steve speak.
  • Presumably Tariq found out about The Hymn of One's activities through the LG15 series and may have heard about the series through the news, as We Reach Out suggests that Bree's death was in international news.
  • It's odd for Kate to have been in a towel and completely comfortable around Steve like that, so there's a chance they may be hooking up .