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| + | | caption = The FTO is a fraud | ||
| blogger = Charlie | | blogger = Charlie | ||
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| length = 2:32 | | length = 2:32 | ||
| description = You ever think you know who someone is and then they turn out to be something different? That’s happening a lot these days. | | description = You ever think you know who someone is and then they turn out to be something different? That’s happening a lot these days. | ||
| location = [[Charlie's flat]] | | location = [[Charlie's flat]] | ||
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| − | | directors | + | | directors = Yusuf Pirhasan |
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| − | | vidplay | + | | vidplay = Lawrence Tallis |
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| − | {{VidChar|Kyle}} | + | {{VidChar|Kyle|KateModern cameos#Steve Cabrell{{!}}Steve Cabrell}} |
| − | {{VidChar|Niall}} | + | {{VidChar|Niall|KateModern cameos#Justin Martin{{!}}Justin Martin}} |
| − | {{VidChar|Rupert Van Helden}} | + | {{VidChar|Rupert Van Helden|Ronan Summers}} |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
| − | + | (''Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere''.) | |
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Look at the state of this place! Not only is that soap-dodger Niall still crashing here, but he lives like a pig! It looks like a crack den in here! | ||
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| + | '''Kyle:''' Hey, Charlie, how's it going? | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Don't give me "hey, Charlie," you messy bogan. What's going on? | ||
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| + | '''Kyle:''' Eh? | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' (''Zooms in on Niall sleeping on the couch''.) What is ''he'' still doing here? | ||
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| + | '''Kyle:''' Oh, he's still asleep. (''Gets a dish out of the cupboard''.) He'll be gone in a couple of days. | ||
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| + | (''Kyle grabs a piece of bread off of the counter and sniffs it''.) | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, well he better be. And you better get this place cleaned up ASAP, otherwise you'll be out the door with him. | ||
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| + | '''Kyle:''' A-alright. Alright. I'll- I'll sort it out, I promise. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' You're damn right you will. (''The doorbell rings''.) Oh, this better not be another one of your loser mates looking for a place to crash. (''Walks toward the door''.) This isn't some drop-in squat for unemployed Australians, you know. | ||
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| + | (''Charlie unlocks the door and opens it to reveal Rupert Van Helden''.) | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' Charlie, hi. My name's Rupert Van Helden. (''Stretches out his hand''.) | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, I know who you are. What the hell are you doing here? | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' (''Puts his hand back in his pocket''.) Look, I can understand you being wary of me, but I assure you there's no need. | ||
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| + | (''Charlie goes out into the hallway''.) | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Oh really? | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' Look, I- I don't want you to think that I see [[Kate]]'s death as just some inconvenience or a PR problem for the [[Hymn of One]]. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Even though it is. | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' Of course it is. But it was a real person that died; don't think I don't know that. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Oh, that's really big of you to say. | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' Look... I didn't come here to make myself look good. Um, just know that I'm sorry for your loss and I am just as keen as you are to find out who did this. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies? | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' I can prove that [[the FTO]] are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, but what about [[Patricia]]? | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' She's not really part of the FTO, they've just been using her. But, look, that's not why I'm here. I really did just come to give my condolences, so, uh... so I'll be on my way. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' Well, thanks, I-I guess. | ||
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| + | '''Rupert:''' Goodbye, Charlie. (''Turns around and walks away''.) | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' See ya. (''Goes back in the flat and films herself''.) Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, he did seem pretty genuine, though, but I guess if I've learned one thing it's that I can't jump to conclusions about anyone that you meet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens. | ||
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| + | (''Niall is heard wandering around and Charlie turns the camera''.) | ||
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| + | '''Niall:''' Oh, hey, Charl. What's up? | ||
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| + | (''Charlie zooms in to show Niall holding her polka-dot hoodie''.) | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' What's up? What's up is that you're spilling baked beans all over my favorite hoodie! | ||
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| + | '''Niall:''' Oh, geez; I thought it was a tea towel. | ||
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| + | '''Charlie:''' A tea towel? You moron! | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
Latest revision as of 19:42, 17 February 2009
| Sausage Sangas | |
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| Blogger | Charlie |
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| Date Posted | February 18th, 2008 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | 583|3=lg15}} |
| Length | 2:32 |
| Description | You ever think you know who someone is and then they turn out to be something different? That’s happening a lot these days. |
| Location(s) | Charlie's flat |
| YouTube Tags | KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
| Co-Executive Producer(s) | Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried |
| Series Producer(s) | Pete Gibbons |
| Line Producer | Kelly Brett |
| Production Co-Ordinator | Claire Finbow |
| Interactive Co-ordinator(s) | Jonathan Almond |
| Production Runner(s) | Meryl Iona Edwards |
| Director(s) | Yusuf Pirhasan |
| Head Writer | Luke Hyams |
| Vidplay | Lawrence Tallis |
| Story | Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis |
| Editor(s) | Yusuf Pirhasan |
| Cast | |
| Charlie | Tara Rushton |
| Kyle | Steve Cabrell |
| Niall | Justin Martin |
| Rupert Van Helden | Ronan Summers |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Rupert" |
| Next | "Group Hug" |
| Previous by Charlie | "Here Aygo!" |
| Next by Charlie | "Night Terrors" |
| Directly after | "KateModern S2 Week 5 Recap" |
Sausage Sangas is the one-hundred eighty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the twenty-eighth video of season two.
Transcript
(Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere.)
Charlie: Look at the state of this place! Not only is that soap-dodger Niall still crashing here, but he lives like a pig! It looks like a crack den in here!
Kyle: Hey, Charlie, how's it going?
Charlie: Don't give me "hey, Charlie," you messy bogan. What's going on?
Kyle: Eh?
Charlie: (Zooms in on Niall sleeping on the couch.) What is he still doing here?
Kyle: Oh, he's still asleep. (Gets a dish out of the cupboard.) He'll be gone in a couple of days.
(Kyle grabs a piece of bread off of the counter and sniffs it.)
Charlie: Yeah, well he better be. And you better get this place cleaned up ASAP, otherwise you'll be out the door with him.
Kyle: A-alright. Alright. I'll- I'll sort it out, I promise.
Charlie: You're damn right you will. (The doorbell rings.) Oh, this better not be another one of your loser mates looking for a place to crash. (Walks toward the door.) This isn't some drop-in squat for unemployed Australians, you know.
(Charlie unlocks the door and opens it to reveal Rupert Van Helden.)
Rupert: Charlie, hi. My name's Rupert Van Helden. (Stretches out his hand.)
Charlie: Yeah, I know who you are. What the hell are you doing here?
Rupert: (Puts his hand back in his pocket.) Look, I can understand you being wary of me, but I assure you there's no need.
(Charlie goes out into the hallway.)
Charlie: Oh really?
Rupert: Look, I- I don't want you to think that I see Kate's death as just some inconvenience or a PR problem for the Hymn of One.
Charlie: Even though it is.
Rupert: Of course it is. But it was a real person that died; don't think I don't know that.
Charlie: Oh, that's really big of you to say.
Rupert: Look... I didn't come here to make myself look good. Um, just know that I'm sorry for your loss and I am just as keen as you are to find out who did this.
Charlie: Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?
Rupert: I can prove that the FTO are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.
Charlie: Yeah, but what about Patricia?
Rupert: She's not really part of the FTO, they've just been using her. But, look, that's not why I'm here. I really did just come to give my condolences, so, uh... so I'll be on my way.
Charlie: Well, thanks, I-I guess.
Rupert: Goodbye, Charlie. (Turns around and walks away.)
Charlie: See ya. (Goes back in the flat and films herself.) Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, he did seem pretty genuine, though, but I guess if I've learned one thing it's that I can't jump to conclusions about anyone that you meet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.
(Niall is heard wandering around and Charlie turns the camera.)
Niall: Oh, hey, Charl. What's up?
(Charlie zooms in to show Niall holding her polka-dot hoodie.)
Charlie: What's up? What's up is that you're spilling baked beans all over my favorite hoodie!
Niall: Oh, geez; I thought it was a tea towel.
Charlie: A tea towel? You moron!
Notes
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
- Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
- Videos with Kelly Brett as line producer
- Videos with Claire Finbow as production co-ordinator
- Videos with Jonathan Almond as interactive co-ordinator
- Videos with Meryl Iona Edwards as production runner
- Videos directed by Yusuf Pirhasan
- Videos with Luke Hyams as head writer
- Vidplays written by Lawrence Tallis
- Story written by Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
- Videos edited by Yusuf Pirhasan
- Videos with Charlie
- Tara Rushton filmography
- Videos with Kyle
- KateModern cameos
- Videos with Niall
- Videos with Rupert Van Helden
- Ronan Summers filmography
- KateModern videos
- KateModern videos by length
- KateModern videos by date
- Charlie's blogs
