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The Slurpee hypothesis came about when [[Sydney]] was so bored that she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and the next day she went to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee. She claimed that all Slurpee machines at the 7-Eleven had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange Slurpees. | The Slurpee hypothesis came about when [[Sydney]] was so bored that she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and the next day she went to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee. She claimed that all Slurpee machines at the 7-Eleven had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange Slurpees. | ||
| + | If the theory is true, then it may be a nod to director Francis Ford Coppola. Who used oranges as a warning of upcoming danger and/or death in the Godfather Trilogy. | ||
== Orange Slurpee Developments == | == Orange Slurpee Developments == | ||
Revision as of 03:20, 10 February 2007
Contents
The Origins of Orange Slurpee
Bored Commenters devised the theory that orange is a symbol for evil and that those who drink orange Slurpees are signing their soul over to The Order. Further, it has been suggested that when orange appears in a video, it is a foreshadowing of evil.
The Slurpee hypothesis came about when Sydney was so bored that she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and the next day she went to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee. She claimed that all Slurpee machines at the 7-Eleven had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange Slurpees. If the theory is true, then it may be a nod to director Francis Ford Coppola. Who used oranges as a warning of upcoming danger and/or death in the Godfather Trilogy.
Orange Slurpee Developments
SharpI helped confirm our fears when she posted this link (They Disappeared video comment #314).
Also, Lizard directed us to a photo of an orange dressed as Darth Vader, harvesting other oranges to make the Orange Slurpees.
As you can see, these Orange Slurpees and possibly other Orange products (i.e Orange Juice), are very serious and VERY destructive. However, Orange Slurpee has started a website in his/her/its defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions.
The word orange appears as a tag to Gemma's video A Watcher.
Shortly after this website was erected, the "Breakfast In Bed" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges. Orange Slurpee commented on this in the most recent OS blog. Fans speculate that these images were foreshadowing of the impending danger of the Watchers facing Bree and Daniel.
Jonas went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange Slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-Eleven. Also, the clock in Jonas's house was set to approximately 7:11 in the video Trust Issues
Dr. Immant, in his most recent video, Order Announcement: New Policy to Combat Misinformation., making a public announcement, sipped on a Slurpee saying "mmm orange" when he thought he was no longer on the air.
In the video Truth Or Dare, a drunken Daniel slurrs, "Let's get a Slurpee."
In a video titled ARONEG released by the707clique, "clique" (or 707clique), a user known for using foul language on the forum, drinks an Orange Slurpee in an attempt to prove it wrong, and turns evil.
Orange Slurpee Credits
Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:
Sydney, Lizard, Joe, HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Hooda17, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, Marbella, Tessaroo, and many others.
These selected few are referred to as the OSC. For a long period of time, many members went missing. They have slowly begun to reappear, one by one.
Orange Notes- Proving Orange Wrong/Evil
- Orange Juliuses are tasty orange drinks. Orange Julius's logo has the Devil on it. The Devil was evil before being evil was cool. Evil is now cool. Orange Julius is cool, has the Devil on its logo and is orange, Obviously, orange is evil as hell (pun intended).
- Prison inmates are often dressed in orange. Most prisoners are criminals. Most criminals are evil. So prison inmates are evil and wear orange therefore, orange is evil.
- Pumpkins are orange. Pumpkins play a big role in horror movies like Pumpkinhead and anything about Sleepy Hollow and the Green Goblin uses exploding pumpkins. All of these characters are evil. Pumpkins are orange and are used by evil people therefore, orange must be evil.
