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==Transcript==  | ==Transcript==  | ||
(''Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere''.)  | (''Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere''.)  | ||
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'''Charlie:''' Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?  | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?  | ||
| − | '''Rupert:''' I can prove that the FTO are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.  | + | '''Rupert:''' I can prove that [[the FTO]] are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.  | 
'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but what about [[Patricia]]?  | '''Charlie:''' Yeah, but what about [[Patricia]]?  | ||
Latest revision as of 19:42, 17 February 2009
| Sausage Sangas | |
| Blogger | Charlie | 
|---|---|
| Date Posted | February 18th, 2008 | 
| URL |  lg15.com  | 
| Forum | 583|3=lg15}} | 
| Length | 2:32 | 
| Description |  You ever think you know who someone is and then they turn out to be something different? That’s happening a lot these days. | 
| Location(s) |  Charlie's flat | 
| YouTube Tags | KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie | 
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) |  Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried | 
| Co-Executive Producer(s) |  Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried | 
| Series Producer(s) |  Pete Gibbons | 
| Line Producer |  Kelly Brett | 
| Production Co-Ordinator |  Claire Finbow | 
| Interactive Co-ordinator(s) |  Jonathan Almond | 
| Production Runner(s) |  Meryl Iona Edwards | 
| Director(s) |  Yusuf Pirhasan | 
| Head Writer |  Luke Hyams | 
| Vidplay |  Lawrence Tallis | 
| Story |  Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis | 
| Editor(s) |  Yusuf Pirhasan | 
| Cast | |
| Charlie | Tara Rushton | 
| Kyle | Steve Cabrell | 
| Niall | Justin Martin | 
| Rupert Van Helden | Ronan Summers | 
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Rupert" | 
| Next |  "Group Hug" | 
| Previous by Charlie |  "Here Aygo!" | 
| Next by Charlie |  "Night Terrors" | 
| Directly after | "KateModern S2 Week 5 Recap" | 
Sausage Sangas is the one-hundred eighty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the twenty-eighth video of season two.
Transcript
(Charlie wanders around in the kitchen, filming garbage that is strewn haphazardly everywhere.)
Charlie: Look at the state of this place! Not only is that soap-dodger Niall still crashing here, but he lives like a pig! It looks like a crack den in here!
Kyle: Hey, Charlie, how's it going?
Charlie: Don't give me "hey, Charlie," you messy bogan. What's going on?
Kyle: Eh?
Charlie: (Zooms in on Niall sleeping on the couch.) What is he still doing here?
Kyle: Oh, he's still asleep. (Gets a dish out of the cupboard.) He'll be gone in a couple of days.
(Kyle grabs a piece of bread off of the counter and sniffs it.)
Charlie: Yeah, well he better be. And you better get this place cleaned up ASAP, otherwise you'll be out the door with him.
Kyle: A-alright. Alright. I'll- I'll sort it out, I promise.
Charlie: You're damn right you will. (The doorbell rings.) Oh, this better not be another one of your loser mates looking for a place to crash. (Walks toward the door.) This isn't some drop-in squat for unemployed Australians, you know.
(Charlie unlocks the door and opens it to reveal Rupert Van Helden.)
Rupert: Charlie, hi. My name's Rupert Van Helden. (Stretches out his hand.)
Charlie: Yeah, I know who you are. What the hell are you doing here?
Rupert: (Puts his hand back in his pocket.) Look, I can understand you being wary of me, but I assure you there's no need.
(Charlie goes out into the hallway.)
Charlie: Oh really?
Rupert: Look, I- I don't want you to think that I see Kate's death as just some inconvenience or a PR problem for the Hymn of One.
Charlie: Even though it is.
Rupert: Of course it is. But it was a real person that died; don't think I don't know that.
Charlie: Oh, that's really big of you to say.
Rupert: Look... I didn't come here to make myself look good. Um, just know that I'm sorry for your loss and I am just as keen as you are to find out who did this.
Charlie: Yeah, well, how do I know it wasn't you or one of your Hymn of One buddies?
Rupert: I can prove that the FTO are nothing more than a bunch of vindictive frauds, Charlie. And I'm almost in a position to expose them.
Charlie: Yeah, but what about Patricia?
Rupert: She's not really part of the FTO, they've just been using her. But, look, that's not why I'm here. I really did just come to give my condolences, so, uh... so I'll be on my way.
Charlie: Well, thanks, I-I guess.
Rupert: Goodbye, Charlie. (Turns around and walks away.)
Charlie: See ya. (Goes back in the flat and films herself.) Wow. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, he did seem pretty genuine, though, but I guess if I've learned one thing it's that I can't jump to conclusions about anyone that you meet. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens.
(Niall is heard wandering around and Charlie turns the camera.)
Niall: Oh, hey, Charl. What's up?
(Charlie zooms in to show Niall holding her polka-dot hoodie.)
Charlie: What's up? What's up is that you're spilling baked beans all over my favorite hoodie!
Niall: Oh, geez; I thought it was a tea towel.
Charlie: A tea towel? You moron!
Notes
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
 - Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
 - Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
 - Videos with Kelly Brett as line producer
 - Videos with Claire Finbow as production co-ordinator
 - Videos with Jonathan Almond as interactive co-ordinator
 - Videos with Meryl Iona Edwards as production runner
 - Videos directed by Yusuf Pirhasan
 - Videos with Luke Hyams as head writer
 - Vidplays written by Lawrence Tallis
 - Story written by Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
 - Videos edited by Yusuf Pirhasan
 - Videos with Charlie
 - Tara Rushton filmography
 - Videos with Kyle
 - KateModern cameos
 - Videos with Niall
 - Videos with Rupert Van Helden
 - Ronan Summers filmography
 - KateModern videos
 - KateModern videos by length
 - KateModern videos by date
 - Charlie's blogs