Tired of B*tches
| Tired of B*tches | |
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| Blogger | Daniel |
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| Date Posted | December 18th, 2007 |
| URL | old.LG15.com |
| Forum | [15395 forum discussion] |
| Length | 2:18 |
| Description | Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous. |
| Location(s) | The rented house |
| YouTube Tags | lonelygirl15 bree danielbeast daniel jonas jonastko lg15 |
| Music | "Collecting Clouds" by Caution Cat |
| Cast | |
| Daniel | Yousef Abu-Taleb |
| Mallory | Carly Jones |
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Tired of B*tches is the three-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two. Tired of B*tches is the three-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two.
Transcript
(Daniel sighs)
Daniel: Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, Sarah. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that last posting of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those Hymn of Oners and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe I would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and yesterday, I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go.
(moves hands up, saying, "Wah!")
Mallory: I hate having to talk to you like this. I wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person.
(Daniel whistles)
Daniel: Blah, blah, blah! (gets closer to the camera) Let's get to the good stuff.
(Mallory's video is fast forwarded then stops)
Mallory: (singing) Rain drops all day and fleas on my kitten; emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written; apologies that I have sent you too late: these are a few of the things that I hate. left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt; whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt; kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate: these are a few of the things that I hate. When the sun shines, when dessert's great, when I'm feeling glad, I simply remember you won't talk to me, and then I do feel...so...bad.
(Mallory's video ends)
Daniel: Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. Jennie, if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta there. (hold out hands) Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (sighs) Well, what I said before about chicks, (hold out a hand to mean Jennie) I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now. (makes peace sign before ending video)
Notes
- This video shows that Mallory is still trying to restore her relationship with Daniel, despite the poll results.
- Daniel directly critiques the feminist themes.
- The song Mallory sings is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
- Betz28 (who sang the song used in the Lonelygirl15 crew 2007 holiday video) posted a spoof of Mallory's song called Tired of Plotholes .
