You Gotta Go
|You Gotta Go|
|Date Posted||March 4th, 2008|
|URL|| lg15.com |
|Description|| All I wanted to do was come home to a nice, quiet, CLEAN flat after the crazy week we had on the road...|
|Location(s)|| Charlie's flat|
|YouTube Tags||KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Charlie|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Line Producer|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Co-Ordinator|| Claire Finbow|
|Interactive Co-ordinator(s)|| Jonathan Almond|
|Production Runner(s)|| Meryl Iona Edwards|
|Director(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Head Writer|| Luke Hyams|
|Vidplay|| Lawrence Tallis|
|Story|| Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis|
|Editor(s)|| Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Previous by Charlie|| "Night Terrors"|
|Next by Charlie|| "Temper Temper"|
|Directly after||"KateModern S2 Week 7 Recap"|
(Charlie pulls her car up to its parking spot in front of her flat.)
Lee: Good driving, captain.
(Charlie gets out of the car and looks up at her building.)
Charlie: Home sweet home!
Lee: So, uh, maybe I could come in for a coffee? (Grins.)
Charlie: Not if your life depended on it, Lee.
Lee: Well, at least let me help take your bags upstairs.
Charlie: Suit yourself.
(Lee energetically walks around the car. Cut to Lee wheeling Charlie's suitcase out of the lift. Charlie turns the camera on herself.)
Charlie: (Sighs.) I am absolutely knackered. We've just gotten back from our road trip, and I am dying for a bath. And a nice glass of wine. Or maybe three.
Lee: You got your key?
(Cut to Lee unlocking the door. Cut to Lee wheeling Charlie's suitcase into the flat. As they enter, Lee slows and looks back at the camera when he sees the flat a complete wreck. Niall is sitting on one couch, while Kyle is passed out on anoter.)
Niall: Hey! Charlie-Charlie-Charlie! Chug, chug, chug! (Hold up a bottle of liquor.)
Kyle: Hey, Charl. How was your trip?
Charlie: Are you kidding me?
Kyle: Uh, what's up, babe?
Charlie: What, you mean apart from the apartment looking like a tramp spent holiday here, and it being filled with illegal lodgers again?
Kyle: Oh, you know, I'm sorry. I'll clean it up in a m-
Charlie: Oh, is that because you're so handy with a brush? Isn't that what you said in the interview? Look at the state of this place; you're an absolute liar! And this place seems to be full of a lot of plastic containers for someone who seems to be an environmental campaigner.
Kyle: Yeah, just give me-
Charlie: Was anything that you said in the interview true?
Kyle: Yes! You know, I'm a carpenter. Well, Carpenter's me surname.
(Kyle and Niall laugh and Kyle drinks from a bottle of water.)
Niall: Team for that.
Charlie: And will you get this moron out of here? Now?
Lee: Right. Right, come on now, it's time to go!
Kyle: What? Hold on, mate. This is my flat, too, you know?
Lee: Yeah, but it's not his, is it? (Points to Niall.)
Kyle: Who exactly are you?
Lee: I'm Lee Phillips from JustIncredible.TV.
Kyle: What the-?
Charlie: Alright. I-
Kyle: Just who is that?
Charlie: No, I am gonna go and have a bath, and by the time I get out, Niall better be out of here, and this place better be stupidly clean.
Kyle: Hang on, hang on-
Charlie: That's it!
Kyle: C'mon, mate...
Lee: 'Kay, I'll put your bags in your bedroom, Charlie.
Charlie: Thanks, Lee.
(Lee goes into Charlie's room and Charlie walks to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Charlie finds vomit and cigar butts in the sink.)
Charlie: Oh! For fu- This is disgusting!
(Pans to the toilet, which is filled with dark brown liquid. Charlie pulls back the shower curtain and finds remnants of takeout splayed out in the bathtub.)
Charlie: Oh! That is disgusting! KYLE!!
(Charlie stomps back into the main room, where Kyle is attempting to clean.)
Charlie: Get out.
Charlie: Get out now.
Kyle: Oh, come on, Charlie.
Charlie: No, this just isn't gonna work, okay? You can come and collect your things tomorrow, but if you're not gone in five minutes I think I'm gonna have to cut your balls off. Now.
Kyle: Jesus Christ, man!
Charlie: Now. Come on, get out. No.
(Kyle walks toward the door; Lee is standing outside of Charlie's room.)
Kyle: But Charlie...
Lee: Here's your jacket, there's your shoes. (Hands Kyle his jacket and shoes.) Go.
Kyle: What? Hey!
Charlie: Excellent. And you, too. (Grabs Niall and pulls him to his feet.)
Niall: What's going on?
Charlie: Don't; you're out.
(Lee gestures toward the door as Charlie shoves Kyle and Niall into the front hall.)
Charlie: Get out!
Kyle: Whoah, Charlie!
Charlie: Both of you!
Kyle: Come on, man...
Charlie: To the door.
Kyle: But I thought we had this thing going.
Charlie: What thing?
(Charlie shoves Kyle out of the door. Lee slams it shut and locks it. Lee makes a sound of relief and Charlie heads back into the main room.)
Charlie: (Sighs.) I'm gonna have to interview a load more new roommates for the flat. I so can't be arsed. Lee, can you hold this for me?
(Lee takes the camera from Charlie.)
Lee: May-maybe I could move in. (Charlie gives Lee and incredulous look.) Oh, come on. I'd be a much better flatmate than the other two. (Charlie grabs a letter from the coffee table.) Be a lot tidier. (Charlie opens the letter.) What's that?
(Charlie looks over the letter and groans.)
Charlie: It says I've been evicted.
Lee: Oh. Why?
Charlie: It says I've been reported for, uh, illegally subletting the flat to multiple Australians and I've broken fire regulations by having so many people stay here. Apparently they came around last week when I was away. That bastard Kyle; I could kill him!
Lee: Oh, cripes, Charlie, I'm sorry. Hey, at least you're not gonna have to look for a new flatmate now. (Giggles.)
Charlie: (Sighs.) Just get out, Lee. Please?
- Both Gavin and Lee replied to this video.