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| description = Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous. | | description = Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous. | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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(''Daniel sighs'') | (''Daniel sighs'') | ||
| − | '''Daniel:''' Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, [[Sarah]]. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most | + | '''Daniel:''' Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, [[Sarah]]. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that [[Free Love|last posting]] of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those [[Hymn of One|Hymn of Oners]] and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe ''I'' would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and then ''yesterday'', I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go. |
| − | (''moves hands up, saying, "Wah!"'') | + | (''moves hands up, saying, "Wah!" Mallory's video begins.'') |
| − | '''Mallory:''' I hate having to talk to you like this. I wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person. | + | '''Mallory:''' I hate-I hate having to talk to you like this. I just wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person. |
| − | (''Daniel whistles'') | + | (''Mallory's video is cut short. Daniel whistles'') |
'''Daniel:''' Blah, blah, blah! (''gets closer to the camera'') Let's get to the good stuff. | '''Daniel:''' Blah, blah, blah! (''gets closer to the camera'') Let's get to the good stuff. | ||
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| − | '''Mallory:''' (''singing'') Rain drops all day and fleas on my kitten; emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written; apologies that I have sent you too late: these are a few of the things that I hate. | + | '''Mallory:''' (''singing'') <center>Rain drops all day and fleas on my kitten;<br>emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written; <br>apologies that I have sent you too late:<br>these are a few of the things that I hate. |
| − | + | <br>Left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt; | |
| + | <br>whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt;<br>kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate: | ||
| + | <br>these are a few of the things that I hate. | ||
| + | <br>When the sun shines, <br>when dessert's great, <br>when I'm feeling glad,<br>I simply remember you won't talk to me,<br>and then I do feel...so...bad.</center> | ||
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(''Mallory's video ends'') | (''Mallory's video ends'') | ||
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| − | '''Daniel:''' Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. [[Jennie]], if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta [[Lullaby Project|there]]. (''hold out hands'') Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (''sighs'') Well, what I said before about chicks, (''hold out a hand to mean Jennie'') I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now. (''makes peace sign before ending video'') | + | '''Daniel:''' Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. [[Jennie]], if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd really like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta [[Lullaby Project|there]]. (''hold out hands'') Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (''sighs'') Well, what I said before about chicks, (''hold out a hand to mean Jennie'') I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's ''at least'' one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now. |
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| + | (''makes peace sign before ending video'') | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
| + | *This video shows that Mallory is still trying to restore her relationship with Daniel, despite the poll results. | ||
| + | *Daniel directly critiques the [[feminist themes]]. | ||
| + | *The song Mallory sings is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from ''The Sound of Music''. | ||
| + | *Betz28 (who sang the song used in the Lonelygirl15 crew 2007 holiday video) posted a spoof of Mallory's song called {{youtube|ow7GEgtzamM|Tired of Plotholes }}. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:32, 1 July 2016
| Tired of B*tches | |
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| Blogger | Daniel |
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| Date Posted | December 18th, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Forum | 15395|3=lg15}} |
| Length | 2:18 |
| Description | Mars and Venus is one thing, but this is ridiculous. |
| Location(s) | The rented house, Mallory's bedroom |
| YouTube Tags | lonelygirl15 bree danielbeast daniel jonas jonastko lg15 |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
| Series Producer(s) | Amanda Goodfried |
| Supervising Producer(s) | Mary Feuer |
| Director(s) | Marcello Daciano |
| Camera | Justin Thompson |
| Vidplay | Jonathan Robert Kaplan |
| Story | Mary Feuer, Jan Libby, Jonathan Robert Kaplan, and Mesh Flinders |
| Editor(s) | Kevin Schlanser |
| Music Supervisor | Seth Jacobs |
| Music | "Collecting Clouds" by Caution Cat |
| Cast | |
| Daniel | Yousef Abu-Taleb |
| Mallory | Carly Jones |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Procreating on Peyote" |
| Next | "Am I A Murderer?" |
| Previous by Daniel | "Rebound Action" |
| Next by Daniel | "Party Crashers" |
Tired of B*tches is the three-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the one-hundred twenty-first video of season two.
Transcript
(Daniel sighs)
Daniel: Okay, it's almost 2008, and I know you're not suppose to say it--you're not even suppose to think it! But what is up with chicks? I mean, Sarah. She's one of the most together--well, maybe not together--but she's definitely one of the most independent ladies I have ever met. But did you see that last posting of hers? Song circle, or love with a small "L"? I dunno. Maybe if I were down there with all those Hymn of Oners and the desert, too, frying my brain, then maybe I would be singing "Kumbaya," too. I'd like to think not, but who knows? Okay, and then yesterday, I get this crazy message from Mallory saying that she wants to--. You know what? I think it'd be better for you to see. So, here we go.
(moves hands up, saying, "Wah!" Mallory's video begins.)
Mallory: I hate-I hate having to talk to you like this. I just wish we could talk on the telephone, or in person.
(Mallory's video is cut short. Daniel whistles)
Daniel: Blah, blah, blah! (gets closer to the camera) Let's get to the good stuff.
(Mallory's video is fast forwarded then stops)
Mallory: (singing)emails I've mailed that I'd wish I'd not written;
apologies that I have sent you too late:
these are a few of the things that I hate.
Left over pizza, and mold in my yogurt;
whacking my kneecap and waiting for the hurt;
kissing my teacher, that just doesn't rate:
these are a few of the things that I hate.
When the sun shines,
when dessert's great,
when I'm feeling glad,
I simply remember you won't talk to me,
and then I do feel...so...bad.
(Mallory's video ends)
Daniel: Right, and what I hate most? Is a lying cheating tramp. But moving on. Jennie, if you're watching this, please let me know how to find you guys. I mean, if it's not too late, I'd really like to take a crack at getting Sarah outta there. (hold out hands) Not that she's a damsel in distress or anything, though she kinda is. (sighs) Well, what I said before about chicks, (hold out a hand to mean Jennie) I didn't mean you. I hope. I mean, you seem like a sensible woman. And I'd really like to think that there's at least one of you out there. Okay, well, that's all for now.
(makes peace sign before ending video)
Notes
- This video shows that Mallory is still trying to restore her relationship with Daniel, despite the poll results.
- Daniel directly critiques the feminist themes.
- The song Mallory sings is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.
- Betz28 (who sang the song used in the Lonelygirl15 crew 2007 holiday video) posted a spoof of Mallory's song called Tired of Plotholes.
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