Coffee and Donuts
|Coffee and Donuts|
|Date Posted||March 13th, 2008|
|URL|| youtube.com |
|Description|| Stalking Carl... again? You bet.|
|Location(s)|| Sacred Spirit Headquarters|
|YouTube Tags||lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast jonastko hymn of one sarah|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried|
|Series Producer(s)|| Amanda Goodfried|
|Production Assistant(s)|| Jenni Powell|
|Director(s)|| Marcello Daciano|
|Camera|| Kevin Schlanser|
|Vidplay|| Ben Kruger|
|Story|| Tom Pettit and Blair Singer|
|Editor(s)|| Matt Vanselow|
|Music Supervisor|| Seth Jacobs|
|Music|| "Sparks" by Brandon Butler|
|Next|| "Mexican Mating Machine"|
|Previous by Jonas|| "In the Bedroom"|
|Next by Jonas||"Girl, Returned"|
(Daniel and Jonas are sitting in Jonas's car.)
Daniel: Here’s the deal. You all saw Sarah’s video last night. Apparently, Carl and Sarah had something going on down in Mexico. Carl thinks he’s some kind of Don Juan and wrote her a special letter in español. (Drinks from a cup.)
Jonas: (Laughs.) What a cheeseball, right?
Daniel: Mmhmm. Well, our friends at LG15.com were able to translate it for her. The note said something about Carl starting a charity to eradicate poverty. He wanted to call it “Sacred Spirit.” Most of it’s a bunch of nonsense, but if you want, I mean, feel free to read the whole translation on the forum.
Jonas: Yeah, and, uh, you guys did your research and you found Sacred Spirit online; on, uh, on MySpace. And guess who their number one friend is?
Jonas: Well, act-actually their number one friend's Tom. (Daniel laughs.) But guess who their number two friend is?
Daniel: (Laughing.) Actually...
Jonas: Yep, you got it. Carl. (Laughs.) So, uh, anyway. We used those leads and we tracked down the Sacred spirit offices and check ‘em out. (Pans the camera to show an office building.) And now we’re on a stakeout.
Daniel: Woo! Stakeout!
Jonas: Again. But, you know, at least this time we got donuts, right?
Daniel: That’s right!
Jonas: Cheers! (Clinks glasses with Daniel.)
Jonas: To donuts.
(Cut to a shot of the box of a dozen donuts in between Jonas and Daniel. The donuts slowly disappear to the music. Jonas grabs the last one left. Both Daniel and Jonas take a bite out of their donuts and clink them like their glasses. Cut to Daniel with a sprinkled donut, bringing it closer to his mouth and finally taking a bite of it. Cut to Jonas putting bits of donut on Daniel while he's sleeping. Daniel wakes up and a donut piece falls from his head, which he eats. Cut to Daniel with two donuts while Jonas sleeps. Daniel puts the donuts in front of Jonas's chest and pretends to feel Jonas up. Jonas wakes up and looks confused, to which Daniel laughs.)
Daniel: While Jonas was napping, I went inside and the receptionist gave me this flyer. (Shows a Sacred Spirit flyer to the camera.) But by the looks of the place, there doesn't seem to be a connection the Hymn of One.
(Cut to Jonas and Daniel walking outside of the building.)
Jonas: Listen, man, I think I know why you're upset. You know? And don't worry about it, you know? If it were me, I'd be insanely jealous, too. It's- It's normal.
Daniel: Give me a break, man! I'm not jealous!
Jonas: Dude, he wrote Sarah a love letter.
Daniel: It wasn't a love letter.
Jonas: (Turns the camera on himself.) Um... "I love you so much, our time in Mexico together has been a fantastical dream."
Daniel: Uh huh... yeah.
Jonas: That's either the perfect lyrics for an Elton John song, or a cheesy love letter.
Daniel: But you know what? Thing is it's so cheesy. How could Sarah say that she loved that creep?
Jonas: Yeah, well, you know. (Sets the camera down.) You know Sarah. (Daniel kneels down in front of the camera.) Probably just trying to get your attention.
(Daniel raspberries the camera as Jonas walks around.)
Jonas: Yeah. I mean, you have been spending a lot of time with Gina lately.
Daniel: You think she's trying to make me jealous?
Jonas: Maybe. I- All I'm saying is that I know it sucks. You know? And if you need to talk about it...
Daniel: How could she even consider it? I me- And then keep it from us this whole time? That-that- That's what I'm talking about.
Jonas: You know, she's probably just making it up.
Daniel: Yeah. That's what it looks like.
Jonas: I mean, Sarah's not stupid enough to actually have feelings for Carl.
Daniel: Dude, you saw it on video! She wasn't making it up, she was all gooey and sincere. Very un-Sarah-like.
Jonas: Yeah, I realized that I actually like her better when she's being sarcastic.
Daniel: (Laughs.) Yeah.
Jonas: Who'd have thought?
Daniel: (Picks up the camera.) Come on, man, let's go find the entrance.
Jonas: Alright. This way.
(Cut to Jonas running up behind a concrete wall.)
Daniel: Whoa, Jonas, get down! It's Carl, man! (Pans the camera to show Carl leaving the building.) In a suit.
Jonas: I'm gonna go talk to him. (Starts to hop over the wall.)
Daniel: No- Hey, hey!
Daniel: (Pulls Jonas back.) Get down, man!
Jonas: What? Why?
Daniel: What are you doing? He's our only lead to Bree's mom. I don't want to scare him off. Listen. Now that we know where to find him, let's just come back when we have a plan.
Jonas: Yeah. Maybe we can bring Sarah and they can whisper sweet nothings to each other.
Daniel: That's not funny, dude.
(Jonas walks away and Daniel pans back to Carl.)
- Daniel and Jonas first mentioned getting Coffee and Donuts as early as The Unthinkable Happened, when Jonas asked, "I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to have donuts, right?"