|Date Posted||May 30th, 2007|
|URL|| youtube.com |
|Description|| Uhh, I don't have an account, so little sis let me use her's, yippy. Yeah, so I still don't video blog, but what else am I supposed to do around here? Oh, and Taylor says hi.|
|Location(s)|| Jonas's house|
|YouTube Tags||sarah lonelygirl15 bree daniel beast jonastko taylor soccerstar4ever lg15|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried|
|Producer(s)|| Amanda Goodfried|
|Production Assistant(s)|| Ian Schwartz|
|Director(s)|| Mesh Flinders|
|Camera|| Kevin Schlanser|
|Vidplay|| Jan Libby|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby|
|Editor(s)|| Kevin Schlanser|
|Music|| "Stereo" by Jared Scharff and the Royals |
|Previous||"Opening the Box"|
|Next|| "It's A Cult"|
|Next by Sarah||"HOLY SH%T!!!"|
Sarah: Believe me (whispers) when I tell you I don't video blog. I'm just bored out of my mind. So I'm doing this as kind of like, an art installation piece. Title of my piece: Bored As Hell Blogging. I'm the art. (Air quotes) "Me." Stuck in this room, 'cause out there are the gloom and doom brothers. I thought coming to California would be a magical adventure. (Sarah looks around and the sound of water dripping can be heard.) Isn't exactly what I had in mind, is it? (Cut to a close-up of Sarah's face) We must fight the Order! We must save Bree! Ruuun!! Ugh. I'm sorry. Bree left willingly, you know? Plus, she seems pretty into this whole lame Hymn of One crap. Those videos make me fall over. (She falls backward onto the bed.) (Imitating Bree) Sing the eternal annoying song. (She gags.) Ugh. I don't know if I wanna be part of this. (Cut to Sarah doing a backbend on top of her bed.) Imagine it's like a hundred and ten degrees in my room. Hot. And I'm doing it Bikram style. (She falls down.) That's yoga, you pervs.
(Musical montage of Sarah kissing, slapping, and otherwise abusing P. Monkey.)
My bored as hell blogging continues. I am now going to say whatever pops into my head. Red. Black. Boots. Ninja. (She makes an attempt at a ninja pose while sitting.) Cheese. Colossus. Colossus loves cheese. I like donuts. (She taps on the camera) Hello in there.
(Cut to Sarah now video chatting with Taylor. Taylor is visible on Sarah's laptop screen, and she is talking quite loquaciously into a headset microphone.)
Sarah: (To the camera, talking over Taylor) Chitty-chatty Taylor is going on and on. I'm more bored than I was before.
Taylor: (In the background) ...And she tried to get them off but instead she like sliced my finger open and it was really gory and then we--
Sarah: (To Taylor.) Okay, be quiet now! I need to know if you're taking good care of Colossus.
Taylor: Colossus is good.
Sarah: What do you mean by "good"?
Sarah: Is he dead?
Taylor: Sarah! I didn't kill your ferret. He's fine.
Sarah: (To the camera) If she killed my ferret, I'm going to be pissed off.
Taylor: But I'm sure he misses you.
Sarah: Hm, sweet. Anything new with Mom?
Taylor: Umm... she cut her hair really short, and tried to make it light blonde, but it turned out red.
Sarah: (Makes a face at the camera) That's pretty.
Taylor: It's a lot better than it sounds.
Sarah: Okay then.
Taylor: Oh, um, Dad called Mom and left her a message on her cell phone.
Sarah: What did he say?
Taylor: I don't know, Mom wouldn't let me listen to the message, but it made her completely sad for like, two days. Sarah, you should call her again. She got really happy after she talked to you yesterday.
Sarah: Yeah, I'll try. (Turns to the camera and mouths) No I won't.
Taylor: Oh, um, before I forget, Perry says hi.
Sarah: You're hanging out with Perry?
Taylor: Well, he came over to get his shirt he left here and yeah, we hung out.
Sarah: What do you mean you hung out?
Taylor: It means that um, Perry is nice. And um, (lifts up her hair to reveal what seems to be a hickey) kinda cute.
Sarah: Get that away from me! (She gags again) I just threw up in my mouth.
Taylor: Okay, over dramatic.
Sarah: Does he know that he can get arrested in like fifty states for even touching you?
Taylor: He's only seventeen, he won't be eighteen for like, two months.
Sarah: Oh, great, tell him that he can suck away on you for the next two months. All right, umm... I gotta go, 'cause uh, you're making my bored as hell blogging more boring than it is. (She closes her laptop) Bye.
Taylor: Wait, no, Sarah--
(Cut scene to Sarah on her bed.)
Sarah: I'm pretending this stuffed monkey is Daniel. (She kisses P. Monkey, then presses him to her bosom. She sighs and turns her head sideways. Turning her head back to the camera.) That's his favorite part.
- This is the first appearance of Purple Monkey since Training Hard on March 13, 2007. The 77 day gap between P. Monkey appearances is one of the longest the series has ever gone without showing P. Monkey.
- Daniel's puppy appears in the background of this video, proving he is not a one vlog wonder.
- "I like donuts" could be Sarah's catchphrase. It has appeared twice so far, in this video as well as in Let's Play Doctor.
- Taylor sports a cap in this video.
- This is the second time a female character has kissed a stuffed animal and the second time that Daniel was the reason.
- The bed/furniture, guitar case, and Daniel's puppy, are evidence that Sarah is staying in the same spare room where Truth Or Dare took place.
- The YouTube thumbnail on the Opening the Box video appears to come from this video, meaning that this video was filmed first but was uploaded after. This is quite possible because this video lacks any new discoveries about Bree and the date is not mentioned.
- In the background, the Nancy Drew books from Tachyon can be seen.